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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 17-Mar-21 11:49:04

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wise we've ranged

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crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 11:57:18

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wise we've ranged
Food used to be bland

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Juliet27 Thu 18-Mar-21 06:49:46

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wise we've ranged
Food used to be bland
But we’ve made a stand

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 18-Mar-21 11:22:08

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wide we've ranged
Food used to be bland
But we've made a stand
As some dishes are slightly deranged.

There once was a chef so inventive

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nanna8 Thu 18-Mar-21 11:23:51

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly,he wasn’t attentive

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FarNorth Thu 18-Mar-21 11:31:10

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly, he was not too attentive
His food was quite odd

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Juliet27 Thu 18-Mar-21 21:51:34

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly, he was not too attentive
His food was quite odd
Eg flambeed cod!

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crazyH Thu 18-Mar-21 23:07:34

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly, he was not too attentive
His food was quite odd
Eg flambeed cod!
His steak au rien, quite dismissive

I’ve got to do something about Toby

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henetha Fri 19-Mar-21 10:16:59

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby

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FarNorth Fri 19-Mar-21 10:57:21

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby
Whatever is wrong?

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crazyH Fri 19-Mar-21 12:20:21

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby
Whatever is wrong?
Cannot get along

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Mar-21 06:17:53

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby
Whatever is wrong?
Cannot get along
You should find a new friend maybe.

The virus creates so much waste

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crazyH Sat 20-Mar-21 09:45:12

The virus creates so much waste
There’s nothing I can really taste

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henetha Sat 20-Mar-21 11:07:50

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Mar-21 15:56:23

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo
Won't make me go, "Phew!"

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crazyH Sat 20-Mar-21 16:14:25

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo
Won't make me go, "Phew!"
Or run to the loo, post haste

May as well stick, to just plain food

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Mar-21 16:15:27

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo
Won't make me go, "Phew!"
My comment on waste was displaced

I look forward to eating out

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Grany Sat 20-Mar-21 16:19:18

May as well stick, to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood

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FarNorth Sat 20-Mar-21 16:30:15

May as well stick, to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood
A biccie and tea

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Grany Sat 20-Mar-21 20:55:04

May as well stick, to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood
A biccie and tea
Is just fine with me

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Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Mar-21 23:22:19

May as well stick to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood
A biccie and tea
Is just fine with me
To offer less would be plain rude.

Afternoon tea out would be nice

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FarNorth Mon 22-Mar-21 00:16:19

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice

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crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 00:27:56

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice
Those finger sarnies

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henetha Tue 23-Mar-21 10:51:48

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice
Those finger sarnies
Are just like Arnies

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crazyH Tue 23-Mar-21 11:28:42

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice
Those finger sarnies
Are just like Arnies
But they come at a great price

Too nice a day to stay indoors

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