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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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crazyH Fri 02-Apr-21 15:19:26

I think my robins’ eggs have hatched
Looking at them I'm so attached
A quick peek I’ll take

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Apr-21 07:02:54

I think my robins’ eggs have hatched
Looking at them I'm so attached
A quick peek I’ll take
I hope they don’t wake

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crazyH Sat 03-Apr-21 09:22:38

I think my robins’ eggs have hatched
Looking at them I'm so attached
A quick peek I’ll take
I hope they don’t wake
Just cannot get myself detached.

From a nightmare I woke this morn

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Apr-21 10:32:53

From a nightmare I woke this morn
Dreamt my laptop was full of porn

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henetha Sat 03-Apr-21 11:20:27

From a nightmare I woke this morn
Dreamt my laptop was full of porn
But when I awoke

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henetha Sat 03-Apr-21 11:22:05

That's terrible..

From a nightmare I woke this morn
Dreamt my laptop was full of porn
But when I got up

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FarNorth Sat 03-Apr-21 15:00:29

From a nightmare I woke this morn
Dreamt my laptop was full of porn
But when I got up
And coffee did sup

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crazyH Sat 03-Apr-21 16:47:43

From a nightmare I woke this morn
Dreamt my laptop was full of porn
But when I got up
And coffee did sup
Wasn’t happy, it had all gone ?

Think I’m a born again virgin

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Juliet27 Sun 04-Apr-21 07:42:26

Think I’m a born again virgin
And so with others I’m merging

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Grany Mon 05-Apr-21 22:41:52

Think I’m a born again virgin
And so with others I'm merging
I'm up for a laugh

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crazyH Mon 05-Apr-21 23:42:59

Think I’m a born again virgin
And so with others I'm merging
I'm up for a laugh
Even though I cough

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Juliet27 Tue 06-Apr-21 07:09:45

Think I’m a born again virgin
And so with others I'm merging
I'm up for a laugh
I’m ready by half

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Apr-21 11:21:50

Think I'm a born again virgin
And so with others I'm merging
I'm up for a laugh
I'm ready by half
Those old sins I may be purging.

There was a mademoiselle from Nice

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Juliet27 Tue 06-Apr-21 11:29:23

There was a mademoiselle from Nice
Who’d had trouble with the police

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nanna8 Tue 06-Apr-21 11:36:06

But it’s very good fun trying
Though maybe you’ll feel like crying

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Grany Wed 07-Apr-21 07:33:22

There was a mademoiselle from Nice
Who’d had trouble with the police
She likes to flaunt it

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henetha Thu 08-Apr-21 12:10:52

There was a mademoiselle from Nice
Who’d had trouble with the police
She likes to flaunt it,
Under-dress a bit,

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crazyH Thu 08-Apr-21 12:53:28

There was a mademoiselle from Nice
Who’d had trouble with the police
She likes to flaunt it,
Under-dress a bit,
She had no name, she was just ‘that piece’

There’s this tall, handsome man, just passed me by

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 08-Apr-21 14:58:00

There's this tall, handsome man, just passed me by
My best days are behind me, I can't lie

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crazyH Thu 08-Apr-21 15:14:23

There's this tall, handsome man, just passed me by
My best days are behind me, I can't lie
Gave no second look

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Juliet27 Thu 08-Apr-21 22:15:13

There's this tall, handsome man, just passed me by
My best days are behind me, I can't lie
Gave no second look
He fell off the hook

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crazyH Fri 09-Apr-21 00:07:35

There's this tall, handsome man, just passed me by
My best days are behind me, I can't lie
Gave no second look
He fell off the hook
And it just made me want to cry

I wish I could stop daydreaming

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Apr-21 06:51:10

I wish I could stop daydreaming
Life’s not as bad as it’s seeming

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Grany Fri 09-Apr-21 20:13:25

I wish I could stop daydreaming
Life’s not as bad as it’s seeming
I have travelled far

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Apr-21 08:59:10

I wish I could stop daydreaming
Life’s not as bad as it’s seeming
I have travelled far
But just where you are

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