Limericks 16

Too nice a day to stay indoors
Let's go for a walk, damn the chores

Too nice a day to stay indoors
Let's go for a walk, damn the chores
Along by the stream

Too nice a day to stay indoors
Let's go for a walk, damn the chores
Along by the stream
We’ll sit down and dream

Too nice a day to stay indoors
Let's go for a walk, damn the chores
Along by the stream
We’ll sit down and dream
Not us being a load of bores

Too many things to think about

Too many things to think about
Tiles need cleaning, so does the grout

Too many things to think about
Tiles need cleaning, so does the grout
So forget that stuff

Too many things to think about
Tiles need cleaning, so does the grout
So forget that stuff
As you’ve done enough

Too many things to think about
Tiles need cleaning, so does the grout
So forget that stuff
As you’ve done enough
We'll soon be allowed to go out.

I think I'll go down to the coast

I think I'll go down to the coast
That's what I've been missing the most

I think I'll go down to the coast
That's what I've been missing the most
The cool, fresh sea breeze

I think I'll go down to the coast
That's what I've been missing the most
The cool, fresh sea breeze
Makes me feel at ease

I think I’ll go down to the coast
That’s what I’ve been missing the most
The cool,fresh sea breeze
Makes me feel at ease
And wandering down to the post

Sometimes the weather is stormy

Sometimes the weather is stormy
And that's too frightening for me

Sometimes the weather is stormy
And that's too frightening for me
I'll stay on dry land

Sometimes the weather is stormy
And that's too frightening for me
I'll stay on dry land
Put toes in the sand

Sometimes the weather is stormy
And that's too frightening for me
I'll stay on dry land
Put toes in the sand
And watch waves roll over the sea

Well take a walk on the promenade

We'll take a walk on the promenade
And have a drink of cold lemonade

We'll take a walk on the promenade
And have a drink of cold lemonade
Then eat a packed lunch

We'll take a walk on the promenade
And have a drink of cold lemonade
Then eat a packed lunch
With many a munch

We'll take a walk on the promenade
And have a drink of cold lemonade
Then eat a packed lunch
With many a munch
And of storms we’ll not be afraid

A carpenter from Caterham

A carpenter from Caterham
Bought his old mum a pot of jam

A carpenter from Caterham
Bought his old mum a pot of jam
Cos she loved hot toast

A carpenter from Caterham
Bought his old mum a pot of jam
Cos she loved hot toast
So buttery she'd boast

A carpenter from Caterham
Bought his old mum a pot of jam
Cos she loved hot toast
So buttery she'd boast
But she never put on a gram

I think my robins’ eggs have hatched

I think my robins’ eggs have hatched
Looking at them I'm so attached