Limericks 16

Think I'm getting the winter blues
Would help if you could plan a cruise
Out on the wide seas
Skirt blowing in the breeze
That is the fantasy I will choose.

A jolly joker from Jarrow

A jolly joker from Jarrow
Won first prize for his large marrow

A jolly joker from Jarrow
Won first prize for his large marrow
He'd fed it with milk

A jolly joker from Jarrow
Won first prize for his large marrow
He'd fed it with milk
Covered it in silk

A jolly joker from Jarrow
Won first prize for his large marrow
He`d fed it with milk
Covered it in silk
Then took it home in a barrow.

There once was a woman from Bicker

There once was a woman from Bicker
Who had a crush on the vicar

There once was a woman from Bicker
Who had a crush on the vicar
Bought him a cassock

There once was a woman from Bicker
Who had a crush on the vicar
Bought him a cassock
Embroidered a hassock

There once was a woman from Bicker
Who had a crush on the vicar
Bought him a cassock
Embroidered a hassock
So flames of passion might flicker.

Sadly he loved a bell ringer

Sadly he loved a bell ringer
Who was also a lovely singer

Sadly he loved a bell ringer
Who was also a lovely singer
Together they made

Sadly he loved a bell ringer
Who was also a lovely singer
Together they made
A bad escapade

Sadly he loved a bell ringer
Who was also a lovely singer
Together they made
A bad escapade
It was a real humdinger.

Raging rivers they had to cross

Raging rivers they had to cross
While seated on vicar's old hoss

Raging rivers they had to cross
While seated on vicar's old hoss
Would prayers be heard now?

Raging rivers they had to cross

While seated on vicar's old hoss

They came to a halt

Raging rivers they had to cross
While seated on vicar's old hoss
Would prayers be heard now?
Contrition and love

Raging rivers they had to cross
While seated on vicar's old hoss
Would prayers be heard now?
Contrition and love
But she'd soon show him who was boss

Adventures aplenty they had

Adventures aplenty they had
He's got energy, that tough lad

Adventures aplenty they had
He’s got energy, that tough lad
Although he made his parent’s mad
He really wasn’t a very bad lad

Flutterby1 The rhymes start two lines 8 syllables
Next two lines 5 syllables
And 5th line 8 syllables
We each do just one line each Then the one who does the last line starts a line of a new rhyme ok ?

Adventures aplenty they had.
He’s got energy, that tough lad
So they had some fun

Adventures aplenty they had.
He’s got energy, that tough lad
So they had some fun
Hot oven, warm bun !!

Adventures aplenty they had.
He’s got energy, that tough lad
So they had some fun
Hot oven, warm bun !!
So everything really good, not bad

Two went for lunch and ate outside

Two went for lunch and ate outside
The gap between them was quite wide

Two went for lunch and ate outside
The gap between them was quite wide
So they had to shout