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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 29-Oct-20 12:00:50

Two went for lunch and ate outside
The gap between them was quite wide
So they had to shout
Rules they wouldn't flout

crazyH Thu 29-Oct-20 13:25:12

Two went for lunch and ate outside
The gap between them was quite wide
So they had to shout
Rules they wouldn't flout
The waitress, she decided to hide

Her tips didn't add up to much

henetha Fri 30-Oct-20 11:13:57

Her tips didn't add up to much
Couldn't even rent a rabbit hutch,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Oct-20 13:01:34

Her tips didn't add up to much
Couldn't even rent a rabbit hutch
Her bedsit was small

FarNorth Sat 31-Oct-20 11:27:24

Her tips didn't add up to much
Couldn't even rent a rabbit hutch
Her bedsit was small
I went round to call

Grany Sat 31-Oct-20 18:35:06

Her tips didn't add up to much
Couldn't even rent a rabbit hutch
Her bedsit was small
I went round to call
And so ended up going Duch

We had a lovely meal though

henetha Sun 01-Nov-20 11:37:50

We had a lovely meal though
With Ben and Jerry's cookie dough

crazyH Sun 01-Nov-20 12:59:02

We had a lovely meal though
With Ben and Jerry's cookie dough
She asked for a loan

moggie57 Sun 01-Nov-20 13:06:46

I would rather be in bed lying than dying.mince pies are yuk

FarNorth Sun 01-Nov-20 13:54:23

We had a lovely meal though
With Ben and Jerry's cookie dough
She asked for a loan
I could only groan

crazyH Sun 01-Nov-20 15:21:00

We had a lovely meal though
With Ben and Jerry's cookie dough
She asked for a loan
I could only groan
She told me, I'm no friend, I'm a foe

I sent her along to the nearest Bank

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 01-Nov-20 15:47:00

I sent her along to the nearest bank
Really it's best, later me you will thank

FarNorth Sun 01-Nov-20 23:12:20

I sent her along to the nearest bank
Really it's best, later me you will thank
Get some money advice

Juliet27 Mon 02-Nov-20 04:24:55

I sent her along to the nearest bank
Really it's best, later me you will thank
Get some money advice
It’s well worth the price

henetha Mon 02-Nov-20 09:47:05

I sent her along to the nearest bank
Really it's best, later me you will thank
Get some money advice
It’s well worth the price
She laughed and said my idea stank.

She's going to get a payday loan

FarNorth Mon 02-Nov-20 14:53:05

She's going to get a payday loan
Thinks she'll sort it out on her own

crazyH Mon 02-Nov-20 14:59:35

She's going to get a payday loan
Thinks she'll sort it out on her own
She's in for a shock

Juliet27 Mon 02-Nov-20 19:29:31

She's going to get a payday loan
Thinks she'll sort it out on her own
She's in for a shock
Pride will take a knock

henetha Tue 03-Nov-20 11:04:21

She's going to get a payday loan
Thinks she'll sort it out on her own
She's in for a shock
Pride will take a knock
The interest will make her groan!

Best to have a savings account

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Nov-20 11:59:59

Best to have a savings account
And put away a good amount

FarNorth Tue 03-Nov-20 12:05:05

Best to have a savings account
And put away a good amount
But she's none to spare

crazyH Tue 03-Nov-20 14:10:40

Best to have a savings account
And put away a good amount
But she's none to spare
Not even bus fare

Juliet27 Tue 03-Nov-20 21:36:56

Best to have a savings account
And put away a good amount
But she's none to spare
Not even bus fare
When to buy food is paramount

Interest once was twelve per cent

FarNorth Tue 03-Nov-20 22:25:24

Interest once was twelve per cent
But now it has totally went

crazyH Tue 03-Nov-20 22:28:39

Interest once was twelve per cent
But now it has totally went
No point in saving

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