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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

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henetha Sun 15-Nov-20 12:05:15

Des O’Connor has died I hear ☹️
He used to make me laugh and cheer

Juliet27 Sun 15-Nov-20 10:20:56

On the cards there could be some hope
Please! I'm at the end of my rope
I'll dig out my list
Of all that I’ve missed
But I hope it won’t make me mope

Des O’Connor has died I hear ☹️

Jangran99 Sun 15-Nov-20 09:56:33

On the cards there could be some hope
Please! I'm at the end of my rope
I'll dig out my list
Of all that I’ve missed

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 15-Nov-20 09:52:53

On the cards there could be some hope
Please! I'm at the end of my rope
I'll dig out my list

Jangran99 Sun 15-Nov-20 09:49:31

On the cards there could be some hope
Please! I’m at the end of my rope!

crazyH Sun 15-Nov-20 09:48:46

On the cards there could be some hope
Perhaps it's due to prayers by the Pope

Juliet27 Sun 15-Nov-20 09:21:34

We may all be free Christmas Eve
The target we aim to achieve.
If not, we’ll be peeved!!
Somewhat aggrieved!!
Our old lives we wish to retrieve.

On the cards there could be some hope

Jangran99 Sun 15-Nov-20 09:02:00

We may all be free Christmas Eve
The target we aim to achieve.
If not, we’ll be peeved!!
Somewhat aggrieved!!

travelsafar Sun 15-Nov-20 06:25:35

We may all be free Christmas Eve
The target we aim to achieve.
If not, we all will be peeved!!

Ashcombe Sun 15-Nov-20 06:05:13

We may all be free Christmas Eve
The target we aim to achieve.

Grandmafrench Sat 14-Nov-20 22:35:37

I don't want to share
Greedy? I don't care
I may have to keep it for me

We may all be free Christmas Eve

FarNorth Sat 14-Nov-20 22:29:25

This chocolate bar keeps tempting me
From a place that I cannot see
I don't want to share
Greedy? I don't care

Grandmafrench Sat 14-Nov-20 22:12:32

This chocolate bar keeps tempting me
From a place that I cannot see

I don't want to share

crazyH Sat 14-Nov-20 20:40:39

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!
I do prefer it to boiled ham
With mint sauce of course
A real tour de force
'''Twas a favourite of Aunty Pam

This chocolate bar keeps tempting me

Jangran99 Sat 14-Nov-20 19:50:14

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!
I do prefer it to boiled ham
With mint sauce of course
A real tour de force

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 14-Nov-20 15:44:50

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!
I do prefer it to boiled ham
With mint sauce of course

crazyH Sat 14-Nov-20 14:02:31

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!!
I do prefer it to boiled ham

travelsafar Sat 14-Nov-20 12:57:00

I hope I remember to swim
My memory is rather dim
But the lake's not deep
And the bank’s not steep
And it doesn't deter the sheep.

I'm thinking of roast leg of lamb!!

Juliet27 Sat 14-Nov-20 12:50:50

I hope I remember to swim
My memory is rather dim
But the lake's not deep
And the bank’s not steep

FarNorth Sat 14-Nov-20 12:25:43

I hope I remember to swim
My memory is rather dim
But the lake's not deep

Jangran99 Sat 14-Nov-20 10:19:39

I hope I remember to swim
My memory is rather dim

henetha Sat 14-Nov-20 10:17:22

Or maybe, I'll sit in the park
And daydream until it gets dark
Then howl at the moon
Run wild like a loon
And fall in the lake, what a lark!

I hope I remember to swim

Ashcombe Sat 14-Nov-20 06:44:57

Or maybe, I'll sit in the park
And daydream until it gets dark
Then howl at the moon
Run wild like a loon

FarNorth Sat 14-Nov-20 00:12:27

Or maybe, I'll sit in the park
And daydream until it gets dark
Then howl at the moon

Jangran99 Fri 13-Nov-20 23:34:44

Or maybe, I'll sit in the park
And hear the sweet song of a lark

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