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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

FarNorth Sun 11-Jul-21 10:31:02

Certainly not coffee or tea
Only high class whisky for me
Or rum would be great
Or vodka? No, wait
Today, I will have G & T

I'll run with the wind o'er the moors

henetha Sun 11-Jul-21 10:59:05

I'll run with the wind o'er the moors
And feel thankful to be outdoors

GoldenLady Sun 11-Jul-21 13:39:25

I'll run with the wind o'er the moors
And feel thankful to be outdoors
It's too hot for me

Mollygo Sun 11-Jul-21 18:16:50

I’ll run with the wind or the moors
And feel thankful to be outdoors
It’s too hot for me
Stuck by the TV

Hellogirl1 Sun 11-Jul-21 20:43:56

I`ll run with the wind on the moors
And feel thankful to be outdoors
It`s too hot for me
Stuck by the TV
I need air to open my pores

The latest face cream hasn`t worked

Mollygo Sun 11-Jul-21 21:02:41

The latest face cream hasn’t worked
It found hidden pimples that lurked

FarNorth Mon 12-Jul-21 00:44:27

The latest face cream hasn’t worked
It found hidden pimples that lurked
Now they are bright red

Juliet27 Mon 12-Jul-21 06:58:16

The latest face cream hasn’t worked
It found hidden pimples that lurked
Now they are bright red
And sadly have spread

henetha Mon 12-Jul-21 13:22:09

The latest face cream hasn’t worked
It found hidden pimples that lurked
Now they are bright red
And sadly have spread
I'm now feeling terribly irked.

I feel like stamping and screaming

GoldenLady Mon 12-Jul-21 14:56:57

I feel like stamping and screaming
Hopefully, I am just dreaming

FarNorth Mon 12-Jul-21 19:14:12

I feel like stamping and screaming
Hopefully, I am just dreaming
But how can I tell?

crazyH Mon 12-Jul-21 19:55:04

I feel like stamping and screaming
Hopefully, I am just dreaming
But how can I tell?
Your legs hurt like hell?

Hellogirl1 Mon 12-Jul-21 22:51:36

I feel like stamping and screaming
Hopefully, I am just dreaming
But how can I tell?
Your legs hurt like hell?
And down your face tears are streaming

You really should see a medic

crazyH Mon 12-Jul-21 23:33:47

You really should see a medic
It’s not just a petty headache

FarNorth Tue 13-Jul-21 01:02:50

You really should see a medic
It’s not just a petty headache
You body's gone wild

Juliet27 Tue 13-Jul-21 07:15:16

You really should see a medic
It’s not just a petty headache
You body's gone wild
It doesn’t sound mild

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Jul-21 08:50:54

You really should see a medic
It's not just a petty headache
Your body's gone wild
It doesn't sound mild
You should try the walk-in clinic.

So just pop round and ring the bell

henetha Tue 13-Jul-21 12:19:21

So just pop round and ring the bell
And sadly say you don't feel well

FarNorth Tue 13-Jul-21 12:48:34

So just pop round and ring the bell
And sadly say you don't feel well
Ask for some pink stuff

Mollygo Tue 13-Jul-21 16:28:00

So just pop round and ring the bell
And sadly say you don’t feel well
Ask for some pink stuff
Not lots, just enough

GoldenLady Tue 13-Jul-21 17:14:20

So just pop round and ring the bell
And sadly say you don’t feel well
Ask for some pink stuff
Not lots, just enough
And take it, in spite of the smell.

Soon you'll be feeling just fine

FarNorth Tue 13-Jul-21 20:03:07

Soon you'll be feeling just fine
Partaking of crumpets and wine

crazyH Tue 13-Jul-21 20:09:05

Soon you'll be feeling just fine
Partaking of crumpets and wine
The sun will bring cheer

Hellogirl1 Tue 13-Jul-21 23:11:40

Soon you`ll be feeling just fine
Partaking of crumpets and wine
The sun will bring cheer
Any time of year

FarNorth Wed 14-Jul-21 00:03:06

Soon you`ll be feeling just fine
Partaking of crumpets and wine
The sun will bring cheer
Any time of year
As you and your lover entwine.

How happy your life will be then

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