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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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FarNorth Thu 08-Jul-21 14:45:09

Walks round the streets with a foghorn
Till we wish that he'd not been born

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Mollygo Thu 08-Jul-21 14:48:50

Walks round the streets with a foghorn
Till we wish that he’d not been born.
If he gets a cough

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Hellogirl1 Thu 08-Jul-21 19:27:40

Walks round the streets with a foghorn
Till we wish that he`d not been born
If he gets a cough
We shout "Bugger off!"

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Mollygo Thu 08-Jul-21 20:20:02

Hellogirl1

Walks round the streets with a foghorn
Till we wish that he`d not been born
If he gets a cough
We shout "Bugger off!"

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crazyH Thu 08-Jul-21 20:22:39

Walks round the streets with a foghorn
Till we wish that he`d not been born
If he gets a cough
We shout "Bugger off!"
By the dawn, you’d better be gone

Getting ready for the big game

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FarNorth Thu 08-Jul-21 20:43:36

Getting ready for the big game
The lions and tigers of fame

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Hellogirl1 Thu 08-Jul-21 23:35:57

Getting ready for the big game
The lions and tigers of fame
I care not for sport

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FarNorth Fri 09-Jul-21 00:21:50

Getting ready for the big game
The lions and tigers of fame
I care not for sport
On pitch or on court

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crazyH Fri 09-Jul-21 00:57:12

Getting ready for the big game
The lions and tigers of fame
I care not for sport
On pitch or on court
Euros is special, not the same

There’s lots of good fun to be had

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henetha Fri 09-Jul-21 10:09:03

There’s lots of good fun to be had
For the children plus Mum and Dad

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Mollygo Fri 09-Jul-21 14:41:26

There’s lots of good fun to be had
For the children, plus Mum and Dad
If only we win

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Jul-21 15:30:14

There's lots of good fun to be had
For the children, plus Mum and Dad
If only we win
We'll make such a din

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Hellogirl1 Fri 09-Jul-21 21:18:27

There`s lots of good fun to be had
For the children, plus Mum and Dad
If only we win
We`ll make such a din
The whole country will have gone mad

Folk who say they don`t like football

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Jul-21 22:02:15

Folk who say they don`t like football
However find these games enthral

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crazyH Fri 09-Jul-21 23:05:06

Folk who say they don`t like football
However find these games enthral
Those muscular legs

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Mollygo Sat 10-Jul-21 08:20:50

Folk who say they don’t like football
However find these games enthral
Those muscular legs
Those hot, sweaty pecs

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GoldenLady Sat 10-Jul-21 18:20:02

Folk who say they don’t like football
However find these games enthral
Those muscular legs
Those hot, sweaty pecs
I think I will watch, after all!

I like a good mystery book

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Hellogirl1 Sat 10-Jul-21 20:20:03

I like a good mystery book
That I read in a quiet nook

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crazyH Sat 10-Jul-21 20:54:19

I like a good mystery book
That I read in a quiet nook
A flask by my side

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Mollygo Sat 10-Jul-21 22:27:17

I like a good mystery book
That I read in a quiet nook
A flask by my side
(Just guess what’s inside!)

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GoldenLady Sat 10-Jul-21 23:04:16

It's way past my bedtime,but can't
Sleep,read,even chat with my aunt
Jigsaw puzzle, perhaps?

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crazyH Sat 10-Jul-21 23:26:26

I like a good mystery book
That I read in a quiet nook
A flask by my side
(Just guess what’s inside!)
Oh, I might let you have a look

Certainly not coffee or tea

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FarNorth Sun 11-Jul-21 00:06:40

Certainly not coffee or tea
Only high class whisky for me

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Mollygo Sun 11-Jul-21 00:23:14

Certainly not coffee or tea
Only high class whisky for me
Or rum would be great

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 11-Jul-21 09:09:31

Certainly not coffee or tea
Only high class whisky for me
Or rum would be great
Or vodka? No, wait

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