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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Infinity2 Sat 17-Jul-21 22:53:02

So decided to switch to the shot

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crazyH Sat 17-Jul-21 23:20:33

At discus I wasn`t crash hot
Twirled, got giddy, fell on my bot

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Jul-21 07:20:16

At discus I wasn`t crash hot
So decided to switch to the shot
Got giddy and fell

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FarNorth Sun 18-Jul-21 08:44:28

At discus I wasn`t crash hot
So decided to switch to the shot
Got giddy and fell
Caused my bum to swell

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:01:14

And now my behind is red hot !

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Mollygo Sun 18-Jul-21 10:13:23

At discuss I wasn’t crash hot
So decided to switch to the shot
Got giddy and fell
Caused my bum to swell
And now my behind is red hot!

The pharmacy had soothing cream

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henetha Sun 18-Jul-21 12:47:11

The pharmacy had soothing cream,
Mosquitos were making me scream

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 12:48:31

My rear was on fire

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Crocus5 Sun 18-Jul-21 13:52:44

My rear was on fire
It was truly dire

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crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 14:03:53

The pharmacy had soothing cream,
Mosquitos were making me scream
My rear was on fire
It was truly dire
So I jumped into the nearest stream

The current was ever so strong

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Mollygo Sun 18-Jul-21 14:06:12

The current was ever so strong
It nearly demolished my thing!

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FarNorth Sun 18-Jul-21 14:07:55

The current was ever so strong
It nearly demolished my thing!
No more burning bum

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crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 14:42:28

The current was ever so strong
It nearly demolished my thong!
No more burning bum
Just a song and hum

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 15:05:54

I pretended that nothing was wrong

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crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 16:43:52

New start line Inf2 ?

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:14:57

I realised I’d started to drown

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crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 17:30:43

I realised I’d started to drown
I waved my hands above my crown

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:32:52

Someone help me I cried

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FarNorth Sun 18-Jul-21 17:39:50

I realised I’d started to drown
I waved my hands above my crown
Someone help me I cried
Feeling awful inside

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:55:48

I realised I'd start to drown
I waved my hands above my crown
Someone help me I cried
Feeling awful inside
That's the last time I try to brown.

I thought perhaps I'd try skiing

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:57:42

I’m so far away from the town.

I heard someone shout from the bank

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crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 19:03:33

I thought perhaps I'd try skiing
‘Cos I’ve done some mountaineering

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Hellogirl1 Sun 18-Jul-21 21:57:40

I thought perhaps I`d try skiing
`Cos I`ve done some mountaineering
A good head for heights

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FarNorth Sun 18-Jul-21 22:31:08

I thought perhaps I`d try skiing
`Cos I`ve done some mountaineering
A good head for heights
A tutu and tights

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GoldenLady Mon 19-Jul-21 02:24:46

I thought perhaps I`d try skiing
`Cos I`ve done some mountaineering
A good head for heights
A tutu and tights
And I always have been a bit daring.

But things did not work out as planned

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