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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

FarNorth Mon 19-Jul-21 08:49:50

But things did not work out as planned
My skiing technique got me banned

Mollygo Mon 19-Jul-21 08:52:47

But things did not work out as planned
My skiing technique got me banned
I ploughed up the piste

henetha Mon 19-Jul-21 11:10:35

But things did not work out as planned
My skiing technique got me banned
I ploughed up the piste
But a nearby priest

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 13:35:59

But things did not work out as planned
My skiing technique got me banned
I ploughed up the piste
But a nearby priest
Decided to give me a hand.

Together we jumped off a hill

FarNorth Mon 19-Jul-21 13:42:13

Together we jumped off a hill
Although there were no skis for Bill

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 13:54:22

Together we jumped off a hill
Although there were no skis for Bill
Just pray louder I cried

crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 17:41:06

Together we jumped off a hill
Although there were no skis for Bill
Just pray louder I cried
The Lord above sighed

GoldenLady Mon 19-Jul-21 18:36:05

Together we jumped off a hill
Although there were no skis for Bill
Just pray louder I cried
The Lord above sighed
And said, "They are idiots, still!"

Decided to just take up Scrabble

Crocus5 Mon 19-Jul-21 18:39:35

Together we jumped off a hill
Although there were no skies for Bill
Just pray louder I cried
The Lord above sighed
And we both came down with a shrill

John went skating at the ice rink

Jangran99 Mon 19-Jul-21 19:05:40

Decided to take up Scrabble
In dictionaries I dabble

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 21:35:02

Decided to take up scrabble
In dictionaries I dabble
I mixed my p’s up with q’s

Grany Mon 19-Jul-21 21:42:38

Decided to take up scrabble
In dictionaries I dabble
I mixed my p’s up with q’s
So knew I would loose

Grany Mon 19-Jul-21 21:43:25

Lose

Hellogirl1 Mon 19-Jul-21 21:47:10

Decided to take up Scrabble
In dictionaries I dabble
I mixed p`s and q`s
So knew I would lose
And stay down there with the rabble

Why couldn`t I score a high word?

FarNorth Mon 19-Jul-21 22:33:24

Why couldn`t I score a high word?
Three playing and I'm coming third

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 22:35:10

Why couldn’t I score a high word?
When so well on Countdown I’d fared

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 22:36:32

Why couldn’t I score a high word ?
Three playing and I’m coming third
My face it was grim

crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 23:16:17

Why couldn’t I score a high word ?
Three playing and I’m coming third
My face it was grim
I wanted to win

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 23:33:20

My face it was grim
I wanted to win
I shouted it’s getting absurd !

My poker face just didn’t work

FarNorth Mon 19-Jul-21 23:35:21

My poker face just didn’t work
So now I will have a quick twerk

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 23:38:36

My dancing was lewd

FarNorth Mon 19-Jul-21 23:51:33

* Please put the whole verse, so far, in your post.
It's getting confusing.

My poker face just didn’t work
So now I will have a quick twerk
My dancing was lewd
And everyone stood

Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 00:00:51

My poker face just didn’t work
So now I will have a quick twerk
My dancing was lewd
And everyone stood
And shouted that I was a jerk !

Just then the door crashed to the ground

Mollygo Tue 20-Jul-21 09:19:44

Just then the door crashed to the ground
And scattered onlookers around

Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 09:36:36

Just then the door crashed to the ground
And scattered onlookers around
Ten coppers rushed in

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