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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Mollygo Tue 27-Jul-21 07:49:02

A nice sugar daddy will do
Or maybe I’ll look out for two
You can’t get enough
When life’s a bit tough

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Jul-21 14:53:50

A nice sugar daddy will do
Or maybe I’ll look out for two
You can’t get enough
When life’s a bit tough
I just hope that neither will sue!

I'm better now, so back to work

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FarNorth Tue 27-Jul-21 15:06:05

A nice sugar daddy will do
Or maybe I’ll look out for two
You can’t get enough..
Of crisp, folding stuff

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Jangran99 Tue 27-Jul-21 16:45:58

I'm better now, so back to work
Like Bogarde, my boss is called Dirk

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FarNorth Tue 27-Jul-21 18:34:35

I'm better now, so back to work
Like Bogarde, my boss is called Dirk
He is no dreamboat

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crazyH Tue 27-Jul-21 18:42:47

I'm better now, so back to work
Like Bogarde, my boss is called Dirk
He is no dreamboat
Wears a tattered coat

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Hellogirl1 Tue 27-Jul-21 21:54:16

I`m better now, so back to work
Like Bogarde, my boss is called Dirk
He is no dreamboat
Wears a tattered coat
He`s really a bit of a berk

But I need the money he pays

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FarNorth Tue 27-Jul-21 21:56:33

But I need the money he pays
So I can have some happy days

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Mollygo Tue 27-Jul-21 22:07:48

But I need the money he pays
So I can have some happy days
Luxurious? No!

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Jul-21 23:52:32

But I need the money he pays
So I can have some happy days
Luxurious? No!
Nowhere else I can go

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 28-Jul-21 07:02:14

But I need the money he pays
So I can have some happy days
Luxurious? No!
Nowhere else I can go
As out of the window I gaze.

I still have dreams for the future

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GoldenLady Wed 28-Jul-21 15:47:23

I still have dreams for the future
Hope that none requires a suture

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FarNorth Wed 28-Jul-21 18:04:19

I still have dreams for the future
Hope that none requires a suture
No hospital stays

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GoldenLady Wed 28-Jul-21 19:49:13

I still have dreams for the future
Hope that none requires a suture
No hospital stays
Or other bad days

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Jul-21 22:13:41

I still have dreams for the future
Hope that none requires a suture
No hospital stays
Or other bad days
Just sat at home with computer

One day we’ll look back on all this

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crazyH Thu 29-Jul-21 14:36:34

One day we’ll look back on all this
And feel what all the fuss was

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Grany Thu 29-Jul-21 19:56:14

One day we’ll look back on all this
And feel what all the fuss was
Go out on the town

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Crocus5 Thu 29-Jul-21 20:57:21

One day we’ll look back on all this
And feel what all the fuss was
Go out on the town
Not being down

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Jul-21 09:04:14

One day we'll look back on all this
And forget what all the fuss was
Go out on the town
Not being down
With memories faded, what bliss.

Now Storm Evert is on its way

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Jul-21 10:31:01

Now Storm Evert is on its way
Always something to spoil our day

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FarNorth Fri 30-Jul-21 13:46:57

Now Storm Evert is on its way
Always something to spoil our day
Get out wellies out

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FarNorth Fri 30-Jul-21 13:47:35

Now Storm Evert is on its way
Always something to spoil our day
Get your wellies out

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Mollygo Fri 30-Jul-21 14:55:18

Now storm Evert is on its way
Always something to spoil our day
Get your wellies out
Go splashing about

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GoldenLady Fri 30-Jul-21 16:51:52

Now storm Evert is on its way
Always something to spoil our day
Get your wellies out
Go splashing about
As your front yard turns into a bay!

This summer's as hot as it gets

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Crocus5 Fri 30-Jul-21 17:21:40

This summers’s as hot as it gets
Be sure to look after your pets

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