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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

FarNorth Sat 24-Jul-21 20:40:45

The juggler is juggling with fire
Trying to toss higher and higher
Then swallows a sword

Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 22:25:01

The juggler is juggling with fire
Trying to toss higher and higher
Then swallows a sword
While the clowns all look bored

crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 23:44:44

The juggler is juggling with fire
Trying to toss higher and higher
Then swallows a sword
While the clowns all look bored
The show was totally dire.

Life on the road was not all that

GoldenLady Sun 25-Jul-21 00:11:05

Life on the road was not all that
I found I was missing my cat

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 25-Jul-21 08:41:13

Life on the road was not all that
I found I was missing my cat
The bus felt cramped

crazyH Sun 25-Jul-21 11:34:38

Life on the road was not all that
I found I was missing my cat
The bus felt cramped
Underarms felt damp

henetha Sun 25-Jul-21 11:36:53

Life on the road was not all that
I found I was missing my cat
The bus felt cramped
Underarms felt damp
The adventure fell rather flat.

I'll go home to my comfy slippers

Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 11:37:45

Life on the road was not all that
I found I was missing my cat
The bus felt cramped
Underarms felt damp
And in my suitcase I found a dead bat.

I decided to stop off at Torquay

Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 11:41:59

I’ll go home to my comfy slippers
My Corrie, Eastenders and kippers,

FarNorth Sun 25-Jul-21 13:35:57

I’ll go home to my comfy slippers
My Corrie, Eastenders and kippers,
At night, a pink gin

Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 13:44:11

I’ll go home to my comfy slippers
My Corrie, Eastenders and kippers,
At night a pink gin
Then I empty the bin

Hellogirl1 Sun 25-Jul-21 21:20:07

I`ll go home to my comfy slippers
My Corrie, Eastenders and kippers,
At night a pink gin
Then I empty the bin
And throw away my pink flippers

They`re just a memory now though

Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 21:53:04

They’re just a memory now though
As I’ve broken my toe

Grany Sun 25-Jul-21 22:14:18

They’re just a memory now though
As I’ve fallen broken my toe
I'll get it to set

GoldenLady Sun 25-Jul-21 22:17:20

They’re just a memory now though
As I’ve fallen broken my toe
I'll get it to set
Though I'm not walking yet

Infinity2 Sun 25-Jul-21 23:14:33

They’re just a memory now though
As I’ve fallen and broken my toe
I’ll get it to set
Though I’m not walking yet
And there’s nothing about which to crow.

But I know that once I am better

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 26-Jul-21 13:19:21

But I know that once I am better
Again I'll be a jet-setter

Infinity2 Mon 26-Jul-21 14:09:20

But I know that once I am better
Again I’ll be a jet setter
At Monte Carlo I’ll play blackjack

henetha Mon 26-Jul-21 14:13:00

But I know that once I am better
Again I’ll be a jet setter
At Monte Carlo I’ll pack
And play some blackjack
'Cos I'm a bit of a go-getter.

But I just lost a thousand pounds

GoldenLady Mon 26-Jul-21 14:30:00

But I just lost a thousand pounds
Can't gamble now that I am homebound

crazyH Mon 26-Jul-21 14:58:12

But I just lost a thousand pounds
Can't gamble now that I’m homebound
To the bank I’ll go

FarNorth Mon 26-Jul-21 18:57:11

But I just lost a thousand pounds
Can't gamble now that I’m homebound
To the bank I’ll go
To find some cash flow

Hellogirl1 Mon 26-Jul-21 21:34:17

But I just lost a thousand pounds
Can`t gamble now that I`m homebound
To the bank I`ll go
To find some cash flow
And see if a rich man`s around

A nice sugar daddy will do

Mollygo Tue 27-Jul-21 07:27:13

A nice sugar daddy will do
Or maybe I’ll look out for two

Juliet27 Tue 27-Jul-21 07:43:50

A nice sugar daddy will do
Or maybe I’ll look out for two
You can’t get enough..

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