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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Hellogirl1 Sun 08-Aug-21 19:59:19

I`ll take my car on a road trip
And hope I don`t end up in a dip
I`ll have it serviced
Drive like a Dervish

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FarNorth Mon 09-Aug-21 00:14:35

I`ll take my car on a road trip
And hope I don`t end up in a dip
I`ll have it serviced
Drive like a Dervish
And give all the speed cops the slip.

I'm really a very wild Gran

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GoldenLady Mon 09-Aug-21 00:22:21

I'm really a very wild Gran
I do all the mischief I can

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crazyH Mon 09-Aug-21 00:59:38

I'm really a very wild Gran
I do all the mischief I can
Jogging at midnight

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FarNorth Mon 09-Aug-21 08:13:09

I'm really a very wild Gran
I do all the mischief I can
Jogging at midnight
While looking a fright

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Mollygo Mon 09-Aug-21 08:53:18

I’m really a very wild gran
I do all the mischief I can
Jogging at midnight
While looking a fright
A Dexys Midnight Runner fan

Come on Eileen, I remember

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Crocus5 Mon 09-Aug-21 09:01:49

Come on Eileen, I remember
What happened in that September

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 09-Aug-21 13:21:47

Come On Eileen, I remember
What happened in that September
In ripped dungarees

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crazyH Mon 09-Aug-21 14:43:52

Come On Eileen, I remember
What happened in that September
In ripped dungarees
Hoping no one sees

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GoldenLady Mon 09-Aug-21 15:34:01

Come On Eileen, I remember
What happened in that September
In ripped dungarees
Hoping no one sees
What happened next in November.

I love to eat good breakfast food

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crazyH Mon 09-Aug-21 18:15:41

I love to eat good breakfast food
Cereal, toast, and fruit, that’s good !

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FarNorth Mon 09-Aug-21 21:00:03

I love to eat good breakfast food
Cereal, toast, and fruit, that’s good !
Or porridge for me

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Hellogirl1 Mon 09-Aug-21 21:29:46

I love to eat good breakfast food
Cereal, toast, and fruit, that`s good!
Or porridge for me
With a pot of tea

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crazyH Mon 09-Aug-21 22:18:51

I love to eat good breakfast food
Cereal, toast, and fruit, that`s good!
Or porridge for me
With a pot of tea
But weetabix , it tastes like wood!!

Oh how I love a ‘cup-a-soup’

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FarNorth Tue 10-Aug-21 01:28:30

Oh how I love a ‘cup-a-soup’
It always makes me cock-a-hoop

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henetha Tue 10-Aug-21 11:18:13

Oh how I love a ‘cup-a-soup’
It always makes me cock-a-hoop
With small croutons too

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crazyH Tue 10-Aug-21 13:44:13

Oh how I love a ‘cup-a-soup’
It always makes me cock-a-hoop
With small croutons too
They’ll certainly do

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Hellogirl1 Tue 10-Aug-21 21:45:01

Oh how I love a cup-a-soup
It always makes me cock-a-hoop
With small croutons too
They`ll certainly do
And help to keep me in the loop

After breakfast we`ll go walking

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crazyH Tue 10-Aug-21 21:48:58

After breakfast we`ll go walking
And do some much needed talking

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FarNorth Tue 10-Aug-21 23:40:20

After breakfast we`ll go walking
And do some much needed talking
We'll chat and we'll yap

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crazyH Tue 10-Aug-21 23:52:38

After breakfast we`ll go walking
And do some much needed talking
We'll chat and we'll yap
And might do some ‘rap’

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henetha Wed 11-Aug-21 11:01:44

After breakfast we`ll go walking
And do some much needed talking
We'll chat and we'll yap
And might do some ‘rap’
I promise not to go stalking.

I'm climbing Ben Nevis today

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Jangran99 Wed 11-Aug-21 12:33:12

I'm climbing Ben Nevis today
The highest Munro by some way

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 11-Aug-21 13:50:37

I'm climbing Ben Nevis today
The highest Munro by some way
My strong, sturdy boots

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crazyH Wed 11-Aug-21 14:07:48

I'm climbing Ben Nevis today
The highest Munro by some way
My strong, sturdy boots
Will cling on like roots

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