LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

I'm climbing Ben Nevis today
The highest Munro by some way
My strong, sturdy boots
Will cling on like roots
That mountain's in Scotland, they say.

Shopping malls are a thing of the past

Shopping malls are a thing of the past
Many hours spent, what a blast !

Shopping malls are a thing of the past
Many hours spent, what a blast!
Wandering round from shop to shop

Shopping malls are a thing of the past
Many hours spent, what a blast!
Wandering shop to shop
Not wanting to stop

Shopping malls are a thing of the past
Many hours spent, what a blast
Wandering shop to shop
Not wanting to stop
Of course, it couldn’t possibly last

Shopping on line is the thing now

Shopping on line is the thing now
And through many long lists we plough

Shopping on line is the thing now
And through many long lists we plough
But it's easier to buy

Shopping on line is the thing now
And through many long lists we plough
But it's easier to buy
From shelves stacked up high

Shopping on line is the thing now
And through many long lists we plough
But it's easier to buy
From shelves stacked up high
Now where can I put my new cow?

My cell phone is ailing today

My cell phone is ailing today
For a miracle I do pray

My cell phone is ailing today
For a miracle I do pray
I can't live without

My cell phone is ailing today
For a miracle I do pray
I can’t live without
I’m about to shout

My cell phone is ailing today
For a miracle I do pray
I can’t live without
I’m about to shout
Switch off and Switch on - that's the way.

Technology's sometimes a pain

Technology's sometimes a pain
Must agree, there’s so much to gain

Technology’s sometimes a pain
Must agree, there’s so much to gain
My bills are all paid

Technology’s sometimes a pain
Must agree, there’s so much to gain
My bills are all paid
But I need someone's aid

Technology’s sometimes a pain
Must agree, there’s so much to gain
My bills are all paid
Though need someone's aid
My poor eyes are feeling the strain

At times I’m all fingers and thumbs

At times I'm all fingers and thumbs
So how do I cope, dear old Mums?

At times I'm all fingers and thumbs
So how do I cope, dear old Mums?
With typos galore

At times I'm all fingers and thumbs
So how do I cope, dear old Mums?
With typos galore
I pray I don’t bore

At times I'm all fingers and thumbs
So how do I cope, dear old Mums?
With typos galore
I pray I don’t bore
I’m also not good at sums

My school report was shocking

My school report was shocking
I often hid mine in my stocking

My school report was shocking
I often hid mine in my stocking
Although I aimed high

My school report was shocking
I often hid mine in my stocking
With grades below par

My school report was shocking
I often hid mine in my stocking
With grades below par
I wouldn’t go far
Harsh comments my progress kept blocking.

Though my aspirations were high