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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Elrel Mon 16-Aug-21 23:42:38

The coastguard is on his way now
Look, he stands proudly in the prow

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GoldenLady Tue 17-Aug-21 00:09:29

The coastguard is on his way now
Look, he stands proudly in the prow
He's singing that song

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henetha Tue 17-Aug-21 11:20:53

The coastguard is on his way now
Look, he stands proudly in the prow
He's singing that song
While I strum along

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 17-Aug-21 12:32:29

The coastguard is on his way now
Look, he stands proudly on the prow
He's singing that song
While I strum along
Pulls me out safely, phew, oh wow.

We go to the pub to dry off

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Aug-21 13:36:37

We go to the pub to dry off
It’s not just my hat that I doff

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GoldenLady Tue 17-Aug-21 14:12:38

We go to the pub to dry off
It’s not just my hat that I doff
So I just got arrested

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Juliet27 Tue 17-Aug-21 15:43:12

We go to the pub to dry off
It’s not just my hat that I doff
I’m now arrested
Though I protested

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FarNorth Tue 17-Aug-21 15:58:20

We go to the pub to dry off
It’s not just my hat that I doff
I’m now arrested
Though I protested
"I still have my pint here to scoff!"

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FarNorth Tue 17-Aug-21 16:00:17

So now I am sat in the clink

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Crocus5 Tue 17-Aug-21 16:31:58

So now I am sat in the clink
Oh, how I could do with that drink

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Hellogirl1 Tue 17-Aug-21 21:35:08

So now I am sat in the clink
Oh, how I could do with that drink
In here it`s water

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crazyH Tue 17-Aug-21 22:48:58

So now I am sat in the clink
Oh, how I could do with that drink
In here it`s water
No, I’ve just gotta

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henetha Wed 18-Aug-21 11:15:32

So now I am sat in the clink
Oh, how I could do with that drink
In here it`s water
No, I’ve just gotta
Get out of here now, I must think.

I think I have a cunning plan

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Crocus5 Wed 18-Aug-21 11:57:43

I think I have a cunning plan
To outwit the cleverest man

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Juliet27 Wed 18-Aug-21 12:18:04

I think I have a cunning plan
To outwit the cleverest man
My friend with a drone

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Mollygo Wed 18-Aug-21 12:25:11

I think I have a cunning plan
To outwit the cleverest man
My friend with a drone
A smart mobile phone

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Juliet27 Wed 18-Aug-21 14:34:48

I think I have a cunning plan
To outwit the cleverest man
My friend with a drone
A smart mobile phone
He will get me out if he can.

If in prison a course I’d do

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GoldenLady Wed 18-Aug-21 14:41:02

If in prison a course I’d do
I'd get a good lawyer and sue.

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crazyH Wed 18-Aug-21 16:27:38

If in prison a course I’d do
I'd get a good lawyer and sue.
Will I get millions?

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henetha Thu 19-Aug-21 12:30:59

If in prison a course I’d do
I'd get a good lawyer and sue.
Will I get millions?
Or even billions

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GoldenLady Thu 19-Aug-21 18:13:38

If in prison a course I’d do
I'd get a good lawyer and sue.
Will I get millions?
Or even billions
And a nice apology too.

I love to watch streaming TV

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FarNorth Thu 19-Aug-21 18:34:32

I love to watch streaming TV
While having jam buns and sweet tea

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Hellogirl1 Thu 19-Aug-21 21:57:35

I love to watch streaming TV
While having jam buns and sweet tea,
I work out the plot

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crazyH Fri 20-Aug-21 00:18:51

I love to watch streaming TV
While having jam buns and sweet tea,
I work out the plot
That’s put them in a knot

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FarNorth Fri 20-Aug-21 12:16:52

I love to watch streaming TV
While having jam buns and sweet tea,
I work out the plot
Then get in a knot
And sometimes I have a tee-hee.

A movie star's life ain't for me

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