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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Grany Wed 01-Sept-21 20:52:15

Plain old fish and chips will be fine
Just right for late supper at nine
With hot mushy peas
Bread and butter please
And that's what I call a fine dine

I'm feeling quite peckish now see

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Sept-21 02:17:45

I'm feeling quite peckish now see
And a good meal would fill me with glee

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nanna8 Thu 02-Sept-21 05:16:38

I'm feeling quite peckish now see
And a good meal would fill me with glee
Don't care about fat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Sept-21 09:17:05

I'm feeling quite peckish now see
And a good meal would fill me with glee
Don't care about fat
Disguise with large hat

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henetha Thu 02-Sept-21 11:07:13

I'm feeling quite peckish now see
And a good meal would fill me with glee
Don't care about fat
Disguise with large hat,
There's many more fatter than me.

So bring on a roast and a pud

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Crocus5 Thu 02-Sept-21 13:09:27

So bring on a roast and a pud
It’s the best to make you feel good

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Sept-21 14:15:46

So bring on a roast and a pud
It’s the best to make you feel good.
When your tummy is full,

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Hellogirl1 Thu 02-Sept-21 22:04:38

So bring on a roast and a pud
It`s the best to make you feel good.
When your tummy is full
Your clothes start to pull

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henetha Fri 03-Sept-21 10:29:12

So bring on a roast and a pud
It`s the best to make you feel good.
When your tummy is full
Your clothes start to pull,
So wear a big coat with a hood.

Then no-one will know who you are

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 03-Sept-21 12:25:35

Then no-one will know who you are
Incognito like a 'big star'

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nanna8 Fri 03-Sept-21 12:48:52

Then no-one will know who you are
Incognito like a ‘big star’
With nose in the air

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Sept-21 16:01:23

Then no-one will know who you are
Incognito like a ‘big star’
With nose in the air
And incredible hair

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Hellogirl1 Fri 03-Sept-21 21:12:59

Then no-one will know who you are
Incognito like a big star
With nose in the air
Incredible hair
It`s obvious you`re going far

I`ve entered a big talent show

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henetha Sat 04-Sept-21 10:25:47

I`ve entered a big talent show
I just thought I'd give it a go

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Mollygo Sat 04-Sept-21 11:13:22

I’ve entered a big talent show.
I just thought I’d give it a go
Whilst dancing with fire

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GoldenLady Sat 04-Sept-21 13:59:16

I’ve entered a big talent show.
I just thought I’d give it a go
Whilst dancing with fire
Up on a high wire

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Grany Sat 04-Sept-21 14:25:06

I’ve entered a big talent show.
I just thought I’d give it a go
Whilst dancing with fire
Up on a high wire
I certainly did feel a glow

Wow this is the life riding high

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Sept-21 19:15:12

Wow this is the life riding high
It is so exciting, oh my

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Hellogirl1 Sat 04-Sept-21 23:02:54

Wow this is the life riding high
It is so exciting, oh my
I love this showbiz

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Sept-21 07:08:43

Wow this is the life riding high
It is so exciting, oh my
I love this showbiz
I’m all in a tizz

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crazyH Sun 05-Sept-21 09:37:19

Wow this is the life riding high
It is so exciting, oh my
I love this showbiz
I’m all in a tizz
Loads of money, what shall I buy?

A cycle, car or limousine ?

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henetha Sun 05-Sept-21 11:06:19

A cycle, car or limousine ?
I'm like a cat who got the cream,

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Crocus5 Sun 05-Sept-21 11:07:55

A cycle, car or limousine?
A car in a nice shade of green

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GoldenLady Sun 05-Sept-21 16:09:26

A cycle, car or limousine?
A car in a nice shade of green
Or maybe, a house?

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Hellogirl1 Sun 05-Sept-21 23:05:47

A cycle, car or limousine?
A car in a nice shade of green
Or maybe a house?
Complete with a mouse

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