LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

Plain old fish and chips will be fine
Just right for late supper at nine
With hot mushy peas
Bread and butter please
And that's what I call a fine dine

I'm feeling quite peckish now see

I'm feeling quite peckish now see
And a good meal would fill me with glee

I'm feeling quite peckish now see
And a good meal would fill me with glee
Don't care about fat

I'm feeling quite peckish now see
And a good meal would fill me with glee
Don't care about fat
Disguise with large hat

I'm feeling quite peckish now see
And a good meal would fill me with glee
Don't care about fat
Disguise with large hat,
There's many more fatter than me.

So bring on a roast and a pud

So bring on a roast and a pud
It’s the best to make you feel good

So bring on a roast and a pud
It’s the best to make you feel good.
When your tummy is full,

So bring on a roast and a pud
It`s the best to make you feel good.
When your tummy is full
Your clothes start to pull

So bring on a roast and a pud
It`s the best to make you feel good.
When your tummy is full
Your clothes start to pull,
So wear a big coat with a hood.

Then no-one will know who you are

Then no-one will know who you are
Incognito like a 'big star'

Then no-one will know who you are
Incognito like a ‘big star’
With nose in the air

Then no-one will know who you are
Incognito like a ‘big star’
With nose in the air
And incredible hair

Then no-one will know who you are
Incognito like a big star
With nose in the air
Incredible hair
It`s obvious you`re going far

I`ve entered a big talent show

I`ve entered a big talent show
I just thought I'd give it a go

I’ve entered a big talent show.
I just thought I’d give it a go
Whilst dancing with fire

I’ve entered a big talent show.
I just thought I’d give it a go
Whilst dancing with fire
Up on a high wire

I’ve entered a big talent show.
I just thought I’d give it a go
Whilst dancing with fire
Up on a high wire
I certainly did feel a glow

Wow this is the life riding high

Wow this is the life riding high
It is so exciting, oh my

Wow this is the life riding high
It is so exciting, oh my
I love this showbiz

Wow this is the life riding high
It is so exciting, oh my
I love this showbiz
I’m all in a tizz

Wow this is the life riding high
It is so exciting, oh my
I love this showbiz
I’m all in a tizz
Loads of money, what shall I buy?

A cycle, car or limousine ?

A cycle, car or limousine ?
I'm like a cat who got the cream,

A cycle, car or limousine?
A car in a nice shade of green

A cycle, car or limousine?
A car in a nice shade of green
Or maybe, a house?

A cycle, car or limousine?
A car in a nice shade of green
Or maybe a house?
Complete with a mouse