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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

crazyH Mon 06-Sept-21 01:36:03

A cycle, car or limousine?
A car in a nice shade of green
Or maybe a house?
Complete with a mouse
And cats that treats it real mean

Fido, he knows he’s the top dog

henetha Mon 06-Sept-21 10:39:48

Fido, he knows he’s the top dog
I write about him in my blog

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 06-Sept-21 13:53:58

Fido, he knows he's the top dog
I write about him in my blog
The star of the show

crazyH Mon 06-Sept-21 14:28:43

Fido, he knows he's the top dog
I write about him in my blog
The star of the show
He lets everyone know

GoldenLady Mon 06-Sept-21 15:45:08

Fido, he knows he's the top dog
I write about him in my blog
The star of the show
He lets everyone know
For celebrity, he is a hog.

My boyfriend and I love to dance

Hellogirl1 Mon 06-Sept-21 22:27:12

My boyfriend and I love to dance
Whenever and where there`s a chance

FarNorth Tue 07-Sept-21 00:03:18

My boyfriend and I love to dance
Whenever and where there`s a chance
We bop, twirl and jive

Crocus5 Tue 07-Sept-21 10:15:20

My boyfriend and I love to dance
Whenever and where there’s a chance
We bop, twirl and jive
It keeps us alive

henetha Tue 07-Sept-21 11:26:19

My boyfriend and I love to dance
Whenever and where there’s a chance
We bop, twirl and jive
It keeps us alive,
People give us more than a glance.

My cousin Rose is a singer

GoldenLady Tue 07-Sept-21 15:59:09

My cousin Rose is a singer
She has one song that's a zinger!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Sept-21 19:30:35

My cousin Rose is a singer
She has one song that's a zinger!
She belts it so loud

Crocus5 Tue 07-Sept-21 20:38:26

My cousin Rose is a singer
She has one song that’s a zinger!
She belts it so loud
Amazes the crowd

Hellogirl1 Tue 07-Sept-21 23:19:22

My cousin Rose is a singer
She has one song that`s a zinger!
She belts it so loud
Amazes the crowd
Makes everyone want to linger

If you get to her dressing room

henetha Wed 08-Sept-21 10:40:36

If you get to her dressing room
You'll hear her voice loudly boom

GoldenLady Wed 08-Sept-21 14:57:18

If you get to her dressing room
You'll hear her voice loudly boom
Cousin Rose, turn it down!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-Sept-21 19:29:20

If you get to her dressing room
You'll hear her voice loudly boom
Cousin Rose, turn it down!
They can hear in t'next town!

henetha Thu 09-Sept-21 10:56:02

If you get to her dressing room
You'll hear her voice loudly boom
Cousin Rose, turn it down!
They can hear in t'next town!
But do love to see her on zoom.

She does have a beautiful face

crazyH Thu 09-Sept-21 11:01:30

She does have a beautiful face
But what is beauty without grace

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 09-Sept-21 14:21:28

She does have a beautiful face
But what is beauty without grace
She was born to sing

Jangran99 Thu 09-Sept-21 14:26:22

She does have a beautiful face
But what is beauty without grace
‘tis only skin deep

Jangran99 Thu 09-Sept-21 14:27:22

Ooops?
She does have a beautiful face
But what is beauty without grace
She was born to sing

GoldenLady Thu 09-Sept-21 15:01:32

She does have a beautiful face
But what is beauty without grace
She was born to sing
And enjoys yodeling

Jangran99 Thu 09-Sept-21 15:58:40

She does have a beautiful face
But what is beauty without grace
She was born to sing
Enjoys yodelling
When she’s in a wide, open space.

There was a young lady from Staffs

Hellogirl1 Thu 09-Sept-21 22:40:25

There was a young lady from Staffs
Who lived all her life just for laughs

Mollygo Thu 09-Sept-21 23:01:39

There was a young lady from Staffs
Who lived all her life just for laughs
Light-hearted was she

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