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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Sat 29-May-21 19:47:39

So sorry ?

I think I’ll buy a Ferrari
I’ll certainly look all starry
An open top, red

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Elrel Sat 29-May-21 23:22:55

I think I’ll buy a Ferrari
I’ll certainly look all starry
An open top, red
I’m off to the Med

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Jangran99 Sun 30-May-21 10:15:23

I think I’ll buy a Ferrari
I’ll certainly look all starry
An open top, red
I’m off to the Med
I might meet Boris and Carrie

The wedding was quite a surprise

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Juliet27 Sun 30-May-21 10:54:34

The wedding was quite a surprise
Seems it wasn’t one of his lies

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henetha Sun 30-May-21 11:22:14

The wedding was quite a surprise
Seems it wasn’t one of his lies
Just wish them good luck

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GoldenLady Sun 30-May-21 16:51:55

The wedding was quite a surprise
Seems it wasn’t one of his lies
Just wish them good luck
And dine on roast duck

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Hellogirl1 Sun 30-May-21 23:33:53

The wedding was quite a surprise
Seems it wasn`t one of his lies
Just wish them good luck
And dine on roast duck
And hope that their love never dies

I`m not really a pessimist

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FarNorth Mon 31-May-21 02:31:01

I`m not really a pessimist
Tho I moan a lot then get pissed

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GoldenLady Mon 31-May-21 02:49:56

I`m not really a pessimist
Tho I moan a lot then get pissed
A realist am I

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henetha Mon 31-May-21 11:37:53

I`m not really a pessimist
Tho I moan a lot then get pissed
A realist am I
Look truth in the eye

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Juliet27 Mon 31-May-21 12:25:57

I’m not really a pessimist
Tho I moan a lot then get pissed
A realist am I
Look truth in the eye
See problems that others have missed

The garden for me, not the crowds

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Hellogirl1 Mon 31-May-21 21:57:53

The garden for me, not the crowds
Things really can get far too loud

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FarNorth Mon 31-May-21 22:50:33

The garden for me, not the crowds
Things really can get far too loud
My plants are my friends

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Jangran99 Mon 31-May-21 23:33:24

The garden for me, not the crowds
Things really can get far too loud
My plants are my friends
Their lure never ends

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GoldenLady Tue 01-Jun-21 00:28:56

The garden for me, not the crowds
Things really can get far too loud
My plants are my friends
Their lure never ends
That's why they will never plowed.

My mask is a thing of the past!

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Jangran99 Tue 01-Jun-21 07:01:10

My mask is a thing of the past!
It’s too soon for mine to be cast

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Ashcombe Tue 01-Jun-21 07:08:14

My mask is a thing of the past!
It’s too soon for mine to be cast.
I’ll keep it in place

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Juliet27 Tue 01-Jun-21 07:44:09

My mask is a thing of the past!
It’s too soon for mine to be cast.
I’ll keep it in place
Protect not just face

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henetha Tue 01-Jun-21 10:28:11

My mask is a thing of the past!
It’s too soon for mine to be cast.
I’ll keep it in place
Protect not just face
But the whole world too, which is vast.

Planet Earth is a precious place

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FarNorth Tue 01-Jun-21 14:34:12

Planet Earth is a precious place
Needs respect from the human race

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Juliet27 Tue 01-Jun-21 15:17:18

Planet Earth is a precious place
Needs respect from the human race
But arrogance reigns

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crazyH Tue 01-Jun-21 16:11:01

Planet Earth is a precious place
Needs respect from the human race
But arrogance reigns
And respect, it wanes

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Elrel Wed 02-Jun-21 00:25:29

Planet Earth is a precious place
Needs respect from the human race
But arrogance reigns
And respect, it wanes
What we leave our children must face.

We ruin the beautiful earth

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GoldenLady Wed 02-Jun-21 02:41:10

We ruin the beautiful earth
And think it will have a new birth

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henetha Wed 02-Jun-21 09:50:27

We ruin the beautiful earth
And think it will have a new birth
It's nearly too late

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