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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Jun-21 14:52:04

We ruin the beautiful earth
And think it will have a new birth
It's nearly too late
To slow down the rate

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GoldenLady Wed 02-Jun-21 15:07:47

We ruin the beautiful earth
And think it will have a new birth
It's nearly too late
To slow down the rate
Of what humans think they are worth.

So far, old age isn't so bad

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crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 15:26:15

So far, old age isn't so bad
There are some good times to be had

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Grany Wed 02-Jun-21 20:59:49

So far, old age isn't so bad
There are some good times to be had
I go out on walks

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Hellogirl1 Wed 02-Jun-21 21:51:42

So far, old age isn`t so bad
There are some good times to be had
I go out on walks
Look up and see hawks

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Jun-21 22:15:10

So far, old age isn`t so bad
There are some good times to be had
I go out on walks
Look up and see hawks
And nature stops me feeling sad

I was pleased to see swifts today

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crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 22:23:27

I was pleased to see swifts today
Its an awesome sight, I must say

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Jun-21 08:14:59

I was pleased to see swifts today
Its an awesome sight, I must say
They travel so far

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henetha Thu 03-Jun-21 10:25:12

I was pleased to see swifts today
Its an awesome sight, I must say
They travel so far
And know where they are

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crazyH Thu 03-Jun-21 15:53:27

I was pleased to see swifts today
Its an awesome sight, I must say
They travel so far
And know where they are
“Dropping” on us, while on their way

Schools out and the play parks are full

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Jun-21 15:56:14

Schools out and the play parks are full
Out for a walk, it's never dull

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GoldenLady Thu 03-Jun-21 16:32:41

Schools out and the play parks are full
Out for a walk, it's never dull
Got bopped with a ball

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Jun-21 08:48:24

Schools out and the play parks are full
Out for a walk, it's never dull
Got bopped with a ball
I then had a fall

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 05-Jun-21 14:59:46

Schools out and the play parks are full
Out for a walk, it's never dull
Got bopped with a ball
I then had a fall
So outdoors is beginning to pall.

There was a scoutmaster from Essex

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Jun-21 16:53:16

There was a scoutmaster from Essex
Who kept a box of cosmetics

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crazyH Sat 05-Jun-21 17:20:21

There was a scoutmaster from Essex
Who kept a box of cosmetics
He loved to dress up

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FarNorth Sat 05-Jun-21 17:59:24

There was a scoutmaster from Essex
Who kept a box of cosmetics
He loved to dress up
Pour wine in a cup

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crazyH Sat 05-Jun-21 19:34:46

There was a scoutmaster from Essex
Who kept a box of cosmetics
He loved to dress up
Pour wine in a cup
And competed in athletics

Spent all day in my front garden

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 06-Jun-21 10:07:20

Spent all day in my front garden
Pollen made me sneeze, "Oh pardon"

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crazyH Sun 06-Jun-21 11:07:39

Spent all day in my front garden
Pollen made me sneeze, "Oh pardon"
Weeds thriving between

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FarNorth Sun 06-Jun-21 12:19:42

Spent all day in my front garden
Pollen made me sneeze, "Oh pardon"
Weeds thriving between
Few plants to be seen

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crazyH Sun 06-Jun-21 15:15:11

Spent all day in my front garden
Pollen made me sneeze, "Oh pardon"
Weeds thriving between
Few plants to be seen
I think I will ring Monty Don.

Does he charge by the day, I ask

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Jun-21 06:41:49

Does he charge by the day, I ask
In Monty’s presence I could bask

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FarNorth Mon 07-Jun-21 08:29:36

Does he charge by the day, I ask
In Monty’s presence I could bask
It might take him weeks

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Jun-21 16:36:07

Does he charge by the day, I ask
In Monty’s presence I could bask
It might take him weeks
While my tools he seeks ?

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