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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

GoldenLady Sat 19-Jun-21 16:41:07

I relish a difficult task
What on earth do you think he'd ask
World peace would be one,

Juliet27 Sat 19-Jun-21 18:51:54

I relish a difficult task
What on earth do you think he'd ask
World peace would be one,
Award to be won

Grany Sun 20-Jun-21 08:14:44

I relish a difficult task
What on earth do you think he'd ask
World peace would be one,
Award to be won
First take off your mask

A day for relaxing I think

henetha Sun 20-Jun-21 11:23:49

A day for relaxing I think
A nice meal and something to drink

FarNorth Sun 20-Jun-21 17:07:48

A day for relaxing I think
A nice meal and something to drink
And when the sun shines

Hellogirl1 Sun 20-Jun-21 22:15:16

A day for relaxing I think
A nice meal and something to drink
And when the sun shines
We`ll drink some fine wines

GoldenLady Sun 20-Jun-21 22:19:58

A day for relaxing I think
A nice meal and something to drink
And when the sun shines
We`ll drink some fine wines
And glasses we gladly will clink.

Is your mask at last packed away?

crazyH Sun 20-Jun-21 22:24:04

Is your mask at last packed away?
Are you glad just to breathe fresh air?

henetha Mon 21-Jun-21 11:33:38

Is your mask at last packed away?
Are you glad just to breathe fresh air?
I'm still using mine

Juliet27 Mon 21-Jun-21 13:41:52

Is your mask at last packed away?
Are you glad just to breathe fresh air?
I'm still using mine
Until there’s no sign

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Jun-21 14:47:24

Is your mask at last packed away?
Are you glad just to breathe fresh air?
I'm still using mine
Until there's no sign
Of Covid - then clean air we'll share.

We're living in interesting times

FarNorth Mon 21-Jun-21 15:48:51

We're living in interesting times
Making up our very strange rhymes

crazyH Mon 21-Jun-21 16:49:50

We're living in interesting times
Making up our very strange rhymes
Poetic licence

GoldenLady Mon 21-Jun-21 17:49:09

We're living in interesting times
Making up our very strange rhymes
Poetic licence
Which violates my sense

crazyH Mon 21-Jun-21 18:49:38

We're living in interesting times
Making up our very strange rhymes
Poetic licence
Which violates my sense
Of wanting to sound like it “chimes”

By the time we reach page 100

FarNorth Mon 21-Jun-21 22:39:23

By the time we reach page 100
I think that I will have wond'red

crazyH Mon 21-Jun-21 23:33:10

By the time we reach page 100
I think that I will have wond'red
How many of us

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 22-Jun-21 08:18:09

By the time we reach page 100
I think that I will have wond'red
How many of us
Will swear and may cuss

FarNorth Tue 22-Jun-21 10:23:05

By the time we reach page 100
I think that I will have wond'red
How many of us
Will swear and may cuss
Because of the times we blund'red.

I'm happy as a lark today

henetha Tue 22-Jun-21 10:40:23

I'm happy as a lark today
I hope you always stay that way

GoldenLady Tue 22-Jun-21 15:51:21

I'm happy as a lark today
I hope you always stay that way
Why is a lark happy?

crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 16:39:25

I'm happy as a lark today
I hope you always stay that way
Why is a lark happy?
Nesting with pappy

Jangran99 Tue 22-Jun-21 17:33:14

I'm happy as a lark today
I hope you always stay that way
Why’s a lark happy?
Nesting with pappy
And watching the children at play.

I’m watching the ‘footie’ tonight

crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 17:44:32

I’m watching the ‘footie’ tonight
I hope the Scots use all their might

Jangran99 Tue 22-Jun-21 17:48:51

I’m watching the ‘footie’ tonight
I hope the Scots use all their might
I’ve everything crossed

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