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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Jun-21 06:23:16

Lucille had a large derriere
And, really, she just did not care
It wobbled and bounced
And was so pronounced

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 15-Jun-21 09:54:09

Lucille had a large derriere
And, really, she just did not care
It wobbled and bounced
And was so pronounced
She took loads of selfies, so there!

She liked big thick dark eyebrows too

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Jun-21 13:01:51

She liked big thick dark eyebrows too
And hers were an odd shade of blue

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henetha Tue 15-Jun-21 13:04:01

She liked big thick dark eyebrows too
And hers were an odd shade of blue
Perhaps she dyed them?

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Hellogirl1 Tue 15-Jun-21 21:33:06

She liked big thick dark eyebrows too
And hers were an odd shade of blue
Perhaps she dyed them?
I can`t abide them!

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FarNorth Tue 15-Jun-21 21:46:25

She liked big thick dark eyebrows too
And hers were an odd shade of blue
Perhaps she dyed them?
I can`t abide them!
They look like they're attached with glue.

Now I look like Marilyn Monroe

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Jun-21 23:33:48

Now I look like Marilyn Monroe
Or so I was told long ago

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crazyH Wed 16-Jun-21 00:05:18

Now I look like Marilyn Monroe
Or so I was told long ago
Breasts down to my knee

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FarNorth Wed 16-Jun-21 07:41:26

Now I look like Marilyn Monroe
Or so I was told long ago
Breasts down to my knee?
Oh no, that's not me

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henetha Wed 16-Jun-21 10:41:02

Now I look like Marilyn Monroe
Or so I was told long ago
Breasts down to my knee?
Oh no, that's not me
I'm still waiting for them to grow.

I'm a lot more like Minnie Mouse

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Grany Wed 16-Jun-21 18:36:32

I'm a lot more like Minnie Mouse
Really though the best in the house

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Jangran99 Wed 16-Jun-21 18:58:23

I'm a lot more like Minnie Mouse
Really though the best in the house
A big spotty bow

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crazyH Wed 16-Jun-21 21:17:25

I'm a lot more like Minnie Mouse
Really though the best in the house
A big spotty bow
Red, from head to toe

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Hellogirl1 Wed 16-Jun-21 23:31:55

I`m a lot more like Minnie Mouse
Really though the best in the house
A big spotty bow
Red, from head to toe
Now where in this place is my spouse?

If I catch him with a female

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henetha Thu 17-Jun-21 11:35:36

If I catch him with a female
I'll cut off his little front tail

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Jun-21 12:16:00

If I catch him with a female
I'll cut off his little front tail
Ooh ouch, he will cry

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GoldenLady Thu 17-Jun-21 15:08:54

If I catch him with a female
I'll cut off his little front tail
Ooh ouch, he will cry
His front tail? Oh my!

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crazyH Thu 17-Jun-21 19:31:54

If I catch him with a female
I'll cut off his little front tail
Ooh ouch, he will cry
His front tail? Oh my!
That’s harsh!! He’s a strapping young male!!

I’m frigid, so send him to me

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GoldenLady Fri 18-Jun-21 14:59:51

I’m frigid, so send him to me
So nothing will happen, tee hee,

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Jun-21 18:34:47

I’m frigid, so send him to me
So nothing will happen, tee hee,
Ah,but then again

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Juliet27 Fri 18-Jun-21 19:41:47

I’m frigid, so send him to me
So nothing will happen, tee hee,
Ah,but then again,
Abstinence can wane

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Jenjb Fri 18-Jun-21 19:59:21

Ah,but then again,
Abstinence can wane

And I can be a little bit vain

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Jun-21 20:00:14

I’m frigid, so send him to me
So nothing will happen, tee hee,
Ah,but then again,
Abstinence can wane
And fires can ignite, wait and see.

I relish a difficult task

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FarNorth Fri 18-Jun-21 20:09:35

I relish a difficult task
What on earth do you think he'd ask

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Jun-21 16:40:20

I relish a difficult task
What on earth do you think he'd ask
Secret fantasies?

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