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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

Mollygo Mon 07-Jun-21 14:45:53

My ficus elastica’s fine
I feed her with coffee and wine
Not everyone knows
The reason she glows
That secret is going to stay mine

My spider plant, sadly has died

GoldenLady Mon 07-Jun-21 15:30:36

My spider plant, sadly has died
The reason is undignified

henetha Mon 07-Jun-21 15:51:30

My spider plant, sadly has died
The reason is undignified
It fell in the loo

Mollygo Mon 07-Jun-21 15:53:43

My spider plant sadly has died
The reason is undignified
It fell in the loo
Being treated with Bloo

FarNorth Mon 07-Jun-21 15:57:56

My spider plant sadly has died
The reason is undignified
It fell in the loo
Being treated with Bloo
It's really no wonder I cried.

The 'country fresh air' has a pong

Nell8 Mon 07-Jun-21 17:25:18

The 'country fresh air' has a pong
Makes my eyes water it's so strong

crazyH Mon 07-Jun-21 22:35:44

The 'country fresh air' has a pong
Makes my eyes water it's so strong
The ponies’ are out

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 08-Jun-21 08:27:35

The 'country fresh air' has a pong
Makes my eyes water it's so strong
The ponies are out
Of that there's no doubt

GoldenLady Tue 08-Jun-21 13:50:20

The 'country fresh air' has a pong
Makes my eyes water it's so strong
The ponies are out
Of that there's no doubt
To the city I'm moving along.

Writing a limerick is fun

FarNorth Tue 08-Jun-21 13:59:02

Writing a limerick is fun
It's something that I've never done

Juliet27 Tue 08-Jun-21 21:18:32

Writing a limerick is fun
It's something that I've never done
We now have the chance

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 09-Jun-21 08:42:35

Writing a limerick is fun
It's something that I've never done
We now have the chance
To make our words dance

henetha Wed 09-Jun-21 10:18:16

Writing a limerick is fun
It's something that I've never done
We now have the chance
To make our words dance
By adding a line one by one.

I'm wearing my swimsuit today

Mollygo Wed 09-Jun-21 10:25:19

I’m wearing my swimsuit today
And hoping the sun’s going to stay

Jangran99 Wed 09-Jun-21 14:37:37

I’m wearing my swimsuit today
And hoping the sun’s going to stay
And if the pool’s cold

Mollygo Wed 09-Jun-21 17:01:33

I’m wearing my swimsuit today
And hoping the sun’s going to stay.
And if the pool’s cold
I’m going to be bold

Nell8 Wed 09-Jun-21 22:37:27

I'm wearing my swimsuit today
And hoping the sun's going to stay
And if the pool's cold
I'm going to be bold
And wash all the cobwebs away.

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue

FarNorth Wed 09-Jun-21 23:44:37

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue
I certainly hope that is true

Mollygo Thu 10-Jun-21 05:39:30

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue
I certainly hope that is true
I’m planning to meet

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 10-Jun-21 14:56:32

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue
I certainly hope that is true
I'm planning to meet
My friends at the gite

Jangran99 Thu 10-Jun-21 20:05:45

Tomorrow should bring skies of blue
I certainly hope that is true
I'm planning to meet
My friends at the gite
La réunion long overdue.

I’ve missed our gossiping chatter

FarNorth Thu 10-Jun-21 20:11:06

I’ve missed our gossiping chatter
On things that do and don't matter

Jangran99 Thu 10-Jun-21 20:19:52

I’ve missed our gossiping chatter
On things that do and don't matter
We’re just catching up

Hellogirl1 Thu 10-Jun-21 23:24:57

I`ve missed our gossiping chatter
On things that do and don`t matter
We`re just catching up
Whilst having a sup

Ashcombe Fri 11-Jun-21 06:45:33

I`ve missed our gossiping chatter
On things that do and don`t matter
We`re just catching up
Whilst having a sup
French pastries make us grow fatter!

But who can resist Saumur fizz?

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