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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Jul-21 12:57:10

What d'you think of his sporty look?
T'be seen like that takes loads of pluck

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FarNorth Mon 19-Jul-21 13:01:59

What d'you think of his sporty look?
T'be seen like that takes loads of pluck
With skimpy wee shorts

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Nell8 Mon 19-Jul-21 17:05:25

What d'you think of his sporty look
T'be seen like that takes loads of pluck
With skimpy wee shorts
He gaily cavorts

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crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 17:24:02

What d'you think of his sporty look
T'be seen like that takes loads of pluck
With skimpy wee shorts
He gaily cavorts
He’s certainly not a page in my book

I need a man with a high IQ

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GoldenLady Mon 19-Jul-21 18:38:51

I need a man with a high IQ
A fellow who's tall? That will do.

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Crocus5 Mon 19-Jul-21 18:45:49

He must like to read

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Hellogirl1 Mon 19-Jul-21 21:41:46

I need a man with high IQ
A fellow who`s tall? That will do.
He must like to read
A bookworm indeed

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crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 22:05:55

I need a man with high IQ
A fellow who`s tall? That will do.
He must like to read
A bookworm indeed
And have a ‘semi’ by the Zoo

Love anthropology, you see

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Crocus5 Mon 19-Jul-21 22:08:25

Love anthropology, you see
It will be the making of me

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FarNorth Mon 19-Jul-21 22:31:28

Love anthropology, you see
It will be the making of me
My knowledge will grow

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crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 23:22:25

Love anthropology, you see
It will be the making of me
My knowledge will grow
I’ll do ‘tell and show’

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 20-Jul-21 12:44:27

Love anthropology
It will be the making of me
My knowledge will grow
I'll do 'tell and show'
For lectures I'll charge a small fee.

I could also show off my slides

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GoldenLady Tue 20-Jul-21 15:19:38

I could also show off my slides
Of lions all grouped in their prides

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Hellogirl1 Tue 20-Jul-21 21:34:44

I could also show off my slides
Of lions all grouped in their prides
So proud of their cubs

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Nell8 Tue 20-Jul-21 22:40:45

I could also show off my slides
Of lions all grouped in their prides
So proud of their cubs
Of meerkats with grubs

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Mollygo Wed 21-Jul-21 09:35:09

I could also show off my slides
Of lions all grouped in their prides
So proud of their cubs
If meerkats with grubs
And rhinos with their wrinkly sides.

One mammal, the strangest of all

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henetha Wed 21-Jul-21 11:55:49

One mammal, the strangest of all
Was brilliant at playing football,

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 12:36:27

One mammal, the strangest of all
Was brilliant at playing football,
It dribbled and ran

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Jul-21 13:09:48

One mammal, the strangest of all
Was brilliant at playing football,
It dribbled and ran
Oh, wait! It's a man!

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 13:13:49

One mammal the strangest of all
Was brilliant at playing football
It dribbled and ran
Oh wait! It’s a man!
He keeps on pretending to fall !

I saw a raccoon on a roof

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FarNorth Wed 21-Jul-21 21:29:14

I saw a raccoon on a roof
It seemed to be rather aloof

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crazyH Wed 21-Jul-21 21:39:32

I saw a raccoon on a roof
It seemed to be rather aloof
Invited him in

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Crocus5 Wed 21-Jul-21 21:56:20

I saw a raccoon on a roof
It seemed to be rather aloof
Invited him in
And pulled out a tin

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 22:45:52

I saw a raccoon on the roof
It seemed to be rather aloof
Invited him in
And pulled out a tin
Just then my dog started to woof.

The lions they started to roar

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Hellogirl1 Wed 21-Jul-21 23:25:01

The lions they started to roar
I jumped and I fell to the floor

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