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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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nanna8 Wed 21-Jul-21 23:58:26

The lions they started to roar
I jumped and I fell to the floor
Young Leo swooped down

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henetha Thu 22-Jul-21 13:14:12

The lions they started to roar
I jumped and I fell to the floor
Young Leo swooped down
The lion left town

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crazyH Thu 22-Jul-21 13:42:58

The lions they started to roar
I jumped and I fell to the floor
Young Leo swooped down
The lion left town
And now everything is a bore.

I’m up for a tough new challenge

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 14:36:50

I’m up for a tough new challenge
But before that I wanted revenge

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 22-Jul-21 15:23:23

I'm up for a tough new challenge
But before that I wanted revenge
A dish best served cold

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GoldenLady Thu 22-Jul-21 15:53:54

I'm up for a tough new challenge
But before that I wanted revenge
A dish best served cold,
A plot that's pure gold

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 16:37:00

I’m up for a tough new challenge
But before that I wanted revenge
A dish best served cold
A plot that’s pure gold
Just like Jude the Obscure at Stonehenge.

My enemy sat on his yacht

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FarNorth Thu 22-Jul-21 20:10:05

My enemy sat on his yacht
Counting all the gold she had got

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FarNorth Thu 22-Jul-21 20:11:05

My enemy sat on his yacht
Counting all the gold he had got

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 21:59:08

My enemy sat on his yacht
Counting all the gold he had got
He had silver as well

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crazyH Fri 23-Jul-21 00:03:20

My enemy sat on his yacht
Counting all the gold he had got
He had silver as well
And said “go to hell”

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Mollygo Fri 23-Jul-21 07:24:12

My enemy sat on his yacht
counting all the gold he had got.
He had silver as well
And said. “Go to hell!”
It’s mine! And I’m keeping the lot!

But while he was lying asleep

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FarNorth Fri 23-Jul-21 08:51:08

But while he was lying asleep
Onto his yacht someone did creep

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 23-Jul-21 08:56:11

But while he was lying asleep
Onto his yacht someone did creep
With strict instructions

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henetha Fri 23-Jul-21 11:00:29

But while he was lying asleep
Onto his yacht someone did creep
With strict instructions,
Not causing ructions,

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Infinity2 Fri 23-Jul-21 12:54:36

But while he was lying asleep
Onto his yacht someone did creep
With strict instructions
Not causing ructions,
To cause the old miser to weep.

They stole his whole swag and more

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GoldenLady Fri 23-Jul-21 15:17:34

They stole his whole swag and more
And quickly escaped to the shore

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Crocus5 Fri 23-Jul-21 15:28:02

They stole his whole swag and more
And quickly escaped to the shore
But before very long

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Jul-21 17:32:49

They stole his whole swag and more
And quickly escaped to the shore
Before very long
Whilst singing a song

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Infinity2 Fri 23-Jul-21 17:38:18

They stole his whole swag and more
And quickly escaped to the shore
Before very long
Whilst singing a song
The bag they had put it in tore.

A sudden cascade of their loot

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Jul-21 17:57:35

A sudden cascade of their loot
Sent them seeking a substitute

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FarNorth Fri 23-Jul-21 19:44:26

A sudden cascade of their loot
Sent them seeking a substitute
A safe hiding place

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Jul-21 20:09:22

A sudden cascade of their loot
Sent them seeking a substitute
A safe hiding place
The spoils to encase

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Infinity2 Fri 23-Jul-21 21:48:57

A sudden cascade of their loot
Sent them seeking a substitute
A safe hiding place
The spoils to encase
They decided to find an old ute.

They prised off the door with a spade

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FarNorth Fri 23-Jul-21 22:52:41

They prised off the door with a spade
Then inside the goodies were laid

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