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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Aug-21 07:24:32

A nun's life can be lots of fun
Once all the hard work is done
Though it can be a bore
To most, seems a chore

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henetha Sun 22-Aug-21 11:38:41

A nun's life can be lots of fun
Once all the hard work is done
Though it can be a bore
To most, seems a chore,
Their reward in heaven is won.

Tui have cancelled my booking

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cb1963 Sun 22-Aug-21 11:46:23

Tui have cancelled my booking.
Now I'll just have to keep looking.

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Crocus5 Sun 22-Aug-21 12:11:26

Tui have cancelled my booking
Now I’ll just have to keep looking
Where next can I go?

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FarNorth Sun 22-Aug-21 16:48:44

Tui have cancelled my booking
Now I’ll just have to keep looking
Where next can I go?
To sun or to snow?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-Aug-21 14:23:11

Tui have cancelled my booking
Now I'll just have to keep looking
Where next can I go?
To sun or to snow?
Cancellation fees need ducking.

I'd like to go somewhere that's new

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FarNorth Mon 23-Aug-21 16:11:20

I'd like to go somewhere that's new
Away from the usual crew

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Aug-21 16:55:33

I'd like to go somewhere that's new
Away from the usual crew
An unbeaten track

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Hellogirl1 Mon 23-Aug-21 20:54:18

I`d like to go somewhere that`s new
Away from the usual crew
An unbeaten track
I may not come back

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crazyH Mon 23-Aug-21 21:25:42

I`d like to go somewhere that`s new
Away from the usual crew
An unbeaten track
I may not come back
I’ll sail on the ocean blue

To far off places I will go

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FarNorth Mon 23-Aug-21 23:39:48

To far off places I will go
I'll sail upon the Limpopo

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Juliet27 Tue 24-Aug-21 02:00:41

To far off places I will go
I'll sail upon the Limpopo
In Nepal I’ll trek

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henetha Tue 24-Aug-21 10:57:54

To far off places I will go
I'll sail upon the Limpopo
In Nepal I’ll trek,
Fall and break my neck

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crazyH Tue 24-Aug-21 11:47:41

To far off places I will go
I'll sail upon the Limpopo
In Nepal I’ll trek,
Fall and break my neck
The Andes will be a no-no

I’ll just stay home on the hammock

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 24-Aug-21 11:52:27

I'll just stay home on the hammock
The sun will shine, with any luck

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crazyH Tue 24-Aug-21 11:55:41

I'll just stay home on the hammock
The sun will shine, with any luck
A book I will read

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cb1963 Tue 24-Aug-21 12:40:19

I'll just stay at home on the hammock.
The sun will shine with any luck.
A book I will read.
Whilst drinking warmed mead.

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Hellogirl1 Tue 24-Aug-21 20:34:38

I`ll just stay at home on the hammock
The sun will shine with any luck
A book I will read
Whilst drinking warm mead
And hoping Lady Luck will knock

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crazyH Tue 24-Aug-21 21:33:02

? Hellogirl - new start line please ..

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henetha Wed 25-Aug-21 10:54:41

Hellogirl - new start line please ..
I'm begging you on bended knees

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crazyH Wed 25-Aug-21 11:01:38

Hellogirl - new start line please ..
I'm begging you on bended knees
I’m bursting with rhymes

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henetha Wed 25-Aug-21 11:03:13

Hellogirl - new start line please ..
I'm begging you on bended knees
I’m bursting with rhymes
It's tricky at times

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Aug-21 11:54:54

Hellogirl - new start line please ..
I'm begging you on bended knees
I'm bursting with rhymes
It's tricky at times
But these rhymes are such a good wheeze.

By heck, it looks so dull outside

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Crocus5 Wed 25-Aug-21 19:58:38

By heck, it looks so dull outside
Even so, we’ll go for a ride

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FarNorth Wed 25-Aug-21 23:06:13

By heck, it looks so dull outside
Even so, we’ll go for a ride
Let's have a gallop

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