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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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henetha Thu 19-Aug-21 12:28:45

A drag artist from Basildon
Sometimes seen carrying a gun
He wasn’t impressed
By my knickers and vest

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FarNorth Thu 19-Aug-21 12:52:33

A drag artist from Basildon
Sometimes seen carrying a gun
He wasn’t impressed
By my knickers and vest
Said "Come on, you must glam up hun."

I slipped on a new negligée

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 19-Aug-21 14:07:32

I slipped on a new negligee
The hem was too long, I did say

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Hellogirl1 Thu 19-Aug-21 21:49:48

I slipped on a new negligee
The hem was too long, I did say
I tripped over it

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Juliet27 Thu 19-Aug-21 22:30:13

I slipped on a new negligee
The hem was too long, I did say
I tripped over it
Fell ar*e over tit ? sorry

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FarNorth Thu 19-Aug-21 22:59:21

I slipped on a new negligee
The hem was too long, I did say
I tripped over it
Fell ar*e over tit ? sorry
So then I just chucked it away.

My nightie, so short, is real cute

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crazyH Fri 20-Aug-21 00:13:31

My nightie, so short, is real cute
Its a short ‘baby doll’ it’s a real beaut

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Aug-21 12:59:51

My nightie, so short, is real cute
It's a short 'baby dill' it's a real beaut
Barely hides my bits

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crazyH Fri 20-Aug-21 16:31:08

My nightie, so short, is real cute
It's a short 'baby dill' it's a real beaut
Barely hides my bits
Shows off my large tits

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EkwaNimitee Fri 20-Aug-21 17:44:02

My nightie, so short, is real cute
It’s a short ‘baby dill’ it’s a real beaut
Barely hides my bits
Shows off my large tits
The problem? No partner to suit

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EkwaNimitee Fri 20-Aug-21 17:44:52

I’m out on a very dark night

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Juliet27 Fri 20-Aug-21 18:02:37

I’m out on a very dark night
No matter that I look a sight

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FarNorth Fri 20-Aug-21 18:32:47

I’m out on a very dark night
No matter that I look a sight
I run here and there

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crazyH Fri 20-Aug-21 19:03:35

I’m out on a very dark night
No matter that I look a sight
I run here and there
Chasing a brown hare

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Hellogirl1 Fri 20-Aug-21 22:18:57

I`m out on a very dark night
No matter that I look a sight
I run here and there
Chasing a brown hare
And hoping that it doesn`t bite

Alas, I think it`s a rabbit

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FarNorth Sat 21-Aug-21 08:13:13

Alas, I think it`s a rabbit
I can't get close for to grab it

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Aug-21 12:06:07

Alas, I think it's a rabbit
I can't get close for to grab it
He hops here and there

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FarNorth Sat 21-Aug-21 12:30:28

Alas, I think it's a rabbit
I can't get close for to grab it
He hops here and there
But I do not dare

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henetha Sat 21-Aug-21 13:23:19

Alas, I think it's a rabbit
I can't get close for to grab it
He hops here and there
But I do not dare,
I can't get out of the habit.

'Cos I'm a nun in a convent

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Hellogirl1 Sat 21-Aug-21 22:05:04

`Cos I`m a nun in a convent
I love the life, so I`m content

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FarNorth Sat 21-Aug-21 22:10:45

`Cos I`m a nun in a convent
I love the life, so I`m content
We sing and we pray

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Mandy48 Sat 21-Aug-21 22:47:36

`Cos I`m a nun in a convent
I love the life, so I`m content
We sing and we pray
Have fun in the hay

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FarNorth Sun 22-Aug-21 00:47:31

`Cos I`m a nun in a convent
I love the life, so I`m content
We sing and we pray
Have fun in the hay
Some things you just cannot prevent.

A nun's life can be lots of fun

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Mandy48 Sun 22-Aug-21 06:51:17

A nun's life can be lots of fun
Once all the hard work has been done

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nanna8 Sun 22-Aug-21 07:20:09

A nun's life can be lots of fun
Once all the hard work is done
Though it can be a bore

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