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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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henetha Sun 03-Oct-21 11:01:07

She`s been kind enough to feed me
And I don't want her to leave me



She`s been kind enough to feed me
I wonder where it's going to lead me

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henetha Sun 03-Oct-21 11:02:18

Sorry!...

Go with

She's been kind enough to feed me
I wonder where it's going to lead me

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Oct-21 19:02:08

She's been kind enough to feed me
I wonder where it's going to lead me
With meals so tasty

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Hellogirl1 Sun 03-Oct-21 22:30:03

She`s been kind enough to feed me
I wonder where it will lead me
With meals so tasty
Mustn`t be hasty

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henetha Mon 04-Oct-21 11:11:16

She`s been kind enough to feed me
I wonder where it's going to lead me
With meals so tasty
Mustn`t be hasty
I love her generosity.

But I must spread my wings and go

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Hellogirl1 Mon 04-Oct-21 21:15:33

But I must spread my wings and go
New places, new people to know,

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henetha Tue 05-Oct-21 10:44:57

But I must spread my wings and go
New places, new people to know,
I need adventure

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Juliet27 Tue 05-Oct-21 22:20:47

But I must spread my wings and go
New places, new people to know,
I need adventure
A boredom wrencher

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Hellogirl1 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:24:56

But I must spread my wings and go
New places, new people to know,
I need adventure
A boredom wrencher
Must tie a new string to my bow

I must get myself a hobby

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Juliet27 Wed 06-Oct-21 06:59:54

I must get myself a hobby
I’m bored and become so slobby

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 06-Oct-21 08:56:24

I must get myself a hobby
I'm bored and become so slobby
I seek your advice

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Crocus5 Wed 06-Oct-21 09:04:55

I must get myself a hobby
I’m bored and become so slobby
I seek your advice
On what would be nice

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henetha Wed 06-Oct-21 11:29:35

I must get myself a hobby
I’m bored and become so slobby
I seek your advice
On what would be nice,
You could be a part-time Bobby.

Or how about Neighbourhood Watch?

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Hellogirl1 Wed 06-Oct-21 20:57:10

Or how about Neighbourhood Watch?
Surely one that you cannot botch?

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crazyH Thu 07-Oct-21 10:17:54

Or how about Neighbourhood Watch?
Surely one that you cannot botch?
Sit by the window

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henetha Thu 07-Oct-21 10:19:13

Or how about Neighbourhood Watch?
Surely one that you cannot botch?
Sit by the window
Watching the wind blow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Oct-21 13:09:03

Or how about Neighborhood Watch?
Surely one that you cannot botch?
Sit by the window
Watching the wind blow
Nosiness will go up a notch.

The net curtains I'll be twitching

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Oct-21 22:20:42

The net curtains I'll be twitching
Indifference I’ll be ditching

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crazyH Fri 08-Oct-21 23:44:25

The net curtains I'll be twitching
Indifference I’ll be ditching
Who’s that furtive gent ?

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Oct-21 13:38:47

The net curtains I'll be twitching
Indifference I’ll be ditching
Who’s that furtive gent ?
What is his intent?

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crazyH Mon 11-Oct-21 11:48:54

The net curtains I'll be twitching
Indifference I’ll be ditching
Who’s that furtive gent ?
What is his intent?
Have to ask old Mrs Hichin

We call her the local Gazette

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Hellogirl1 Tue 12-Oct-21 22:22:38

We call her the local Gazette
But her name is (really?) Babette

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crazyH Tue 12-Oct-21 23:54:41

We call her the local Gazette
But her name is (really?) Babette
With a name like that

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Crocus5 Wed 13-Oct-21 08:45:54

We call her the local Gazette
But her name is (really?) Babette
With a name like that
She knows all the chat

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crazyH Wed 13-Oct-21 11:57:41

We call her the local Gazette
But her name is (really?) Babette
With a name like that
She knows all the chat
Keeps a notebook in her pocket.

Her beady eyes don’t miss a thing

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