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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Mar-22 20:47:17

Bought a special mirror today
Shows my wrinkles have gone away !

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crazyH Wed 02-Mar-22 23:06:04

Bought a special mirror today
Shows my wrinkles have gone away !
My forehead was smooth

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Mar-22 15:20:25

Bought a special mirror today
Shows my wrinkles have gone away!
My forehead was smooth
And this will just prove

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crazyH Thu 03-Mar-22 16:58:44

Bought a special mirror today
Shows my wrinkles have gone away!
My forehead was smooth
And this will just prove
It’s all in the mind, all that grey !

Guess my aches are just illusions

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Crocus5 Fri 04-Mar-22 19:18:22

Guess my aches are just illusions
Causing me so many confusions

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Ashcombe Fri 04-Mar-22 19:21:43

Guess my aches are just illusions
Causing me so many confusions.
My back, hips and knees

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crazyH Fri 04-Mar-22 21:00:46

Guess my aches are just illusions
Causing me so many confusions.
My back, hips and knees
They do need some grease

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Juliet27 Sun 06-Mar-22 07:27:47

Guess my aches are just illusions
Causing me so many confusions.
My back, hips and knees
They do need some grease
That was a foregone conclusion

My get up and go has now gone

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crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 12:18:57

My get up and go has now gone
I feel very weak and forlorn

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Mar-22 12:22:15

My get up and go has now gone
I feel very weak and forlorn
I've lost all my vim

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crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 12:27:21

My get up and go has now gone
I feel very weak and forlorn
I've lost all my vim
My brain has gone dim

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Mar-22 16:24:42

My get up and go has now gone
I feel very weak and forlorn
I've lost all my vim
My brain has gone dim
For my old lively self I mourn

I hope that spring will revive me

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Crocus5 Mon 07-Mar-22 16:35:27

I hope that Spring will revive me
When beautiful flowers I see

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crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 17:08:36

I hope that Spring will revive me
When beautiful flowers I see
Tulips and bright daffs

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Ashcombe Tue 08-Mar-22 05:10:03

I hope that Spring will revive me
When beautiful flowers I see
Tulips and bright daffs
Sun on weather graphs

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Mar-22 05:53:13

I hope that Spring will revive me
When beautiful flowers I see
Tulips and bright daffs
Sun on weather graphs
Today I saw a bumble bee

A thrush is the first bird I hear

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Ashcombe Tue 08-Mar-22 06:05:27

A thrush is the first bird I hear
Its song is so sweet and so clear.

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Beanutz2115 Tue 08-Mar-22 06:12:25

I’ve said all my prayers
To him upstairs

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henetha Tue 08-Mar-22 10:49:45

A thrush is the first bird I hear
Its song is so sweet and so clear.
It gladdens the heart

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Mar-22 19:45:58

A thrush is the first bird I hear
Its song is so sweet and so clear.
It gladdens the heart
At each day’s new start

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Hellogirl1 Wed 09-Mar-22 21:07:12

A thrush is the first bird I hear
Its song is so sweet and so clear
It gladdens the heart
At each day`s new start
Makes me want to run out and cheer

When did you last hear a cuckoo?

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crazyH Thu 10-Mar-22 00:05:09

When did you last hear a cuckoo?
Few months ago , quite late it was too

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henetha Fri 11-Mar-22 10:47:38

When did you last hear a cuckoo?
Few months ago , quite late it was too,
Sadly, they are rare

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Mar-22 15:59:14

When did you last hear a cuckoo?
Few months ago, quite late it was too
Sadly, they are rare
And like the March hare

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henetha Sat 12-Mar-22 11:16:32

When did you last hear a cuckoo?
Few months ago, quite late it was too
Sadly, they are rare
And like the March hare
There are, sadly, so very few.

I want to save all these creatures

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