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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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crazyH Sun 13-Mar-22 18:47:13

I want to save all these creatures
Build a Zoo with special features

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henetha Mon 14-Mar-22 11:34:45

I want to save all these creatures
Build a Zoo with special features
And big enclosures

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Mar-22 15:19:04

I want to save all these creatures
Build a Zoo with special features
And big enclosures
To hear the bees buzz

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henetha Wed 16-Mar-22 11:37:07

I want to save all these creatures
Build a Zoo with special features
And big enclosures
To hear the bees buzz
And environmental teachers.

We must save the planet today

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Mar-22 13:12:52

We must save the planet today
Our progress we mustn't waylay

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henetha Thu 17-Mar-22 14:17:22

We must save the planet today
Our progress we mustn't waylay
It's getting urgent

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Mar-22 07:18:39

We must save the planet today
Our progress we mustn't waylay
It's getting urgent
Problems convergent

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crazyH Mon 21-Mar-22 17:30:33

We must save the planet today
Our progress we mustn't waylay
It's getting urgent
Problems convergent
No more plastic, I dare to say!

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?

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henetha Tue 22-Mar-22 10:04:59

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?
Yes, and wave your handy floor-mop,

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crazyH Tue 22-Mar-22 10:26:11

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?
Yes, and wave your handy floor-mop,
But it’s so grubby

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henetha Tue 22-Mar-22 14:48:46

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?
Yes, and wave your handy floor-mop,
But it’s so grubby
So blame your hubby

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Mar-22 16:50:13

Shall I shout it from the rooftop?
Yes, and wave your handy floor-mop,
But it’s so grubby
So blame your hubby
For leaving it lying in slop

On my very first day at school

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crazyH Tue 22-Mar-22 17:34:15

On my very first day at school
Big Billy pushed me in the pool

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Mar-22 09:33:54

On my very first day at school
Big Billy pushed me in the pool
How I gasped for breath

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henetha Wed 23-Mar-22 10:58:10

On my very first day at school
Big Billy pushed me in the pool
How I gasped for breath
I was out of depth

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crazyH Wed 23-Mar-22 12:11:12

On my very first day at school
Big Billy pushed me in the pool
How I gasped for breath
I was out of depth
I hate him now, the silly fool !

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp

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henetha Fri 25-Mar-22 11:24:05

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,

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crazyH Fri 25-Mar-22 15:20:46

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,
I wonder what hit them

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Juliet27 Tue 29-Mar-22 17:16:56

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,
I wonder what hit them
Don’t want to condemn

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crazyH Tue 29-Mar-22 18:42:57

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,
I wonder what hit them
Don’t want to condemn
So I’ve built them a modern gym

I’m desperate for a cup of tea

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henetha Wed 30-Mar-22 10:26:17

D’ya know, my cockerel has a limp
And so does Charlie, my pet chimp,
I wonder what hit them
Don’t want to condemn
So I think they are both a wimp.
(sorry Crazy)

I'm desperate for a cup of tea

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Juliet27 Wed 30-Mar-22 16:56:18

I'm desperate for a cup of tea
And that idea sounds good to me

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crazyH Wed 30-Mar-22 18:21:01

No probs Henetha?

I'm desperate for a cup of tea
And that idea sounds good to me
Rich tea or chocolate?

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Apr-22 08:33:13

I'm desperate for a cup of tea
And that idea sounds good to me
Rich tea or chocolate?
I’ll keep it secret!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 01-Apr-22 12:35:06

I'm desperate for a cup of tea
And that idea sounds good to me
Rich tea or chocolate?
I'll keep it secret!
Pass round big s'lection we can see.

Tilly was such a mean tightwad

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