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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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crazyH Mon 07-Feb-22 22:00:22

But eating's one of life's pleasures
Unless you need to take measures
But does size matter?
About it, we chatter
Try telling that to a ‘fresher’

Decided to buy bright pink thongs

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Feb-22 15:50:57

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs

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Hellogirl1 Tue 08-Feb-22 20:59:03

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs
But all that they did

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Mollygo Tue 08-Feb-22 22:24:07

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs
But all that they did
Was cost me ten quid

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Feb-22 01:20:24

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs
But all that they did
Was cost me ten quid
An idea that was dumb all along!

Of Covid I'm thoroughly weary

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crazyH Wed 09-Feb-22 01:26:46

Of Covid I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I’m not so ‘feary’

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 09-Feb-22 12:12:50

Of Covid I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I'm not so 'feary'
Steamed up my glasses

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Jangran99 Wed 09-Feb-22 19:03:14

Covid, I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I'm not so 'feary'
Steamed up my glasses
Lads don't make passes

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Feb-22 20:58:00

Covid, I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I'm not so 'feary'
Steamed up my glasses
Lads don't make passes
And I never heard the word "Dearie."

Reading the news is depressing

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crazyH Wed 09-Feb-22 21:00:29

Reading the news is depressing
There’s no need for even guessing

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Hellogirl1 Wed 09-Feb-22 21:03:01

Reading the news is depressing
There`s no need for even guessing
Strike here, a riot there,

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Feb-22 06:46:38

Reading the news is depressing
There`s no need for even guessing
Strike here, a riot there,
A stabbing somewhere

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henetha Thu 10-Feb-22 10:56:24

Reading the news is depressing
There`s no need for even guessing
Strike here, a riot there,
A stabbing somewhere
I find this all very stressing.

Today I'll look on the bright side

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GoldenLady Thu 10-Feb-22 15:10:42

Today I'll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died

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Mollygo Thu 10-Feb-22 17:23:28

Today I’ll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died
A smile from a friend

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Feb-22 20:28:03

Today I’ll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died
A smile from a friend
Feels like a godsend

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crazyH Thu 10-Feb-22 21:38:23

Today I’ll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died
A smile from a friend
Feels like a godsend
For once, I got to stay dry-eyed

Would you like to join me for tea?

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Feb-22 22:15:49

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I’d like to accept with glee

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Hellogirl1 Thu 10-Feb-22 22:44:45

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I`d like to accept with glee
Will there be eclairs?

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crazyH Thu 10-Feb-22 23:53:57

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I`d like to accept with glee
Will there be eclairs?
And red wine soaked pears?

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Elrel Fri 11-Feb-22 00:35:53

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I`d like to accept with glee
Will there be eclairs?
And red wine soaked pears?
With a big mug of builders’ tea!

He sent me a Valentine card

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Crocus5 Fri 11-Feb-22 10:20:22

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard

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henetha Fri 11-Feb-22 10:39:23

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard,
And red roses too

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GoldenLady Fri 11-Feb-22 17:46:29

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard,
And red roses too
And some candy - woo-hoo!

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crazyH Fri 11-Feb-22 18:06:41

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard,
And red roses too
And some candy - woo-hoo!
He loves me, despite all my lard

I’m really quite popular here

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