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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

crazyH Mon 07-Feb-22 22:00:22

But eating's one of life's pleasures
Unless you need to take measures
But does size matter?
About it, we chatter
Try telling that to a ‘fresher’

Decided to buy bright pink thongs

GoldenLady Tue 08-Feb-22 15:50:57

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs

Hellogirl1 Tue 08-Feb-22 20:59:03

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs
But all that they did

Mollygo Tue 08-Feb-22 22:24:07

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs
But all that they did
Was cost me ten quid

GoldenLady Wed 09-Feb-22 01:20:24

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs
But all that they did
Was cost me ten quid
An idea that was dumb all along!

Of Covid I'm thoroughly weary

crazyH Wed 09-Feb-22 01:26:46

Of Covid I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I’m not so ‘feary’

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 09-Feb-22 12:12:50

Of Covid I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I'm not so 'feary'
Steamed up my glasses

Jangran99 Wed 09-Feb-22 19:03:14

Covid, I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I'm not so 'feary'
Steamed up my glasses
Lads don't make passes

GoldenLady Wed 09-Feb-22 20:58:00

Covid, I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I'm not so 'feary'
Steamed up my glasses
Lads don't make passes
And I never heard the word "Dearie."

Reading the news is depressing

crazyH Wed 09-Feb-22 21:00:29

Reading the news is depressing
There’s no need for even guessing

Hellogirl1 Wed 09-Feb-22 21:03:01

Reading the news is depressing
There`s no need for even guessing
Strike here, a riot there,

Juliet27 Thu 10-Feb-22 06:46:38

Reading the news is depressing
There`s no need for even guessing
Strike here, a riot there,
A stabbing somewhere

henetha Thu 10-Feb-22 10:56:24

Reading the news is depressing
There`s no need for even guessing
Strike here, a riot there,
A stabbing somewhere
I find this all very stressing.

Today I'll look on the bright side

GoldenLady Thu 10-Feb-22 15:10:42

Today I'll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died

Mollygo Thu 10-Feb-22 17:23:28

Today I’ll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died
A smile from a friend

Juliet27 Thu 10-Feb-22 20:28:03

Today I’ll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died
A smile from a friend
Feels like a godsend

crazyH Thu 10-Feb-22 21:38:23

Today I’ll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died
A smile from a friend
Feels like a godsend
For once, I got to stay dry-eyed

Would you like to join me for tea?

Juliet27 Thu 10-Feb-22 22:15:49

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I’d like to accept with glee

Hellogirl1 Thu 10-Feb-22 22:44:45

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I`d like to accept with glee
Will there be eclairs?

crazyH Thu 10-Feb-22 23:53:57

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I`d like to accept with glee
Will there be eclairs?
And red wine soaked pears?

Elrel Fri 11-Feb-22 00:35:53

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I`d like to accept with glee
Will there be eclairs?
And red wine soaked pears?
With a big mug of builders’ tea!

He sent me a Valentine card

Crocus5 Fri 11-Feb-22 10:20:22

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard

henetha Fri 11-Feb-22 10:39:23

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard,
And red roses too

GoldenLady Fri 11-Feb-22 17:46:29

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard,
And red roses too
And some candy - woo-hoo!

crazyH Fri 11-Feb-22 18:06:41

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard,
And red roses too
And some candy - woo-hoo!
He loves me, despite all my lard

I’m really quite popular here

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