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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Feb-22 22:34:45

I`m really quite popular here
That`s `cos I always buy the beer

crazyH Fri 11-Feb-22 23:16:03

I`m really quite popular here
That`s `cos I always buy the beer
It’s drinks all around

Juliet27 Sat 12-Feb-22 07:18:36

I`m really quite popular here
That`s `cos I always buy the beer
It’s drinks all around
‘Til all worries drowned

henetha Sat 12-Feb-22 11:19:52

I`m really quite popular here
That`s `cos I always buy the beer
It’s drinks all around
‘Til all worries drowned
And everyone then starts to cheer.

I'm trying to give up the ale

GoldenLady Sat 12-Feb-22 14:45:38

I'm trying to give up the ale
Because drinking it lands me in jail

Mollygo Sat 12-Feb-22 14:54:01

I’m trying to give up the ale
Because drinking it lands me in jail
Don’t change to brandy!

Juliet27 Sat 12-Feb-22 22:27:35

I’m trying to give up the ale
Because drinking it lands me in jail
Don’t change to brandy!
Best to eat candy

Jangran99 Sun 13-Feb-22 00:29:44

I’m trying to give up the ale
'Cos drinking it lands me in jail
Don’t change to brandy!
Best to eat candy
It saves us from posting your bail.

My best friend was once a 'copper'

Mollygo Sun 13-Feb-22 02:37:00

My best friend once was a copper
Did what was right and was proper

Juliet27 Sun 13-Feb-22 09:20:39

My best friend once was a copper
Did what was right and was proper
She’d follow the rules

GoldenLady Sun 13-Feb-22 17:11:47

My best friend once was a copper
Did what was right and was proper
She’d follow the rules
Didn't tolerate fools

crazyH Sun 13-Feb-22 20:33:31

My best friend once was a copper
Did what was right and was proper
She’d follow the rules
Didn't tolerate fools
But one day she came a cropper

She fell in love with a felon

Juliet27 Sun 13-Feb-22 22:15:11

She fell in love with a felon
Who one falls for there’s no tell’n

Mollygo Mon 14-Feb-22 03:03:20

She fell in love with a felon
Who one falls for, there’s no tell’s
He stole her heart

Juliet27 Mon 14-Feb-22 10:15:10

She fell in love with a felon
Who one falls for, there’s no tell’n
He stole her heart
Said they’d never part

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Feb-22 12:18:37

She fell in love with a felon
Who one falls for, there's no tell'n
He stole her heart
Said they'd never part
He carved a heart on a melon.

But her father heard tell of this

GoldenLady Mon 14-Feb-22 15:48:50

But her father heard tell of this
And found out, alas, of their kiss

Mollygo Mon 14-Feb-22 16:30:46

But her father heard tell of this
And found out, alas, of their kiss
His wrath was profound

Juliet27 Mon 14-Feb-22 16:37:36

But her father heard tell of this
And found out, alas, of their kiss
His wrath was profound
That man he would hound

GoldenLady Tue 15-Feb-22 15:47:05

But her father heard tell of this
And found out, alas, of their kiss
His wrath was profound
That man he would hound
And would push him into an abyss.

Of such stories our headlines are made

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Feb-22 16:20:40

Of such stories our headlines are made
They love a dramatic tirade

Juliet27 Fri 18-Feb-22 07:35:41

Of such stories our headlines are made
They love a dramatic tirade
Such scandals are rife

Jangran99 Fri 18-Feb-22 10:20:21

Of such stories are headlines made
They love a dramatic tirade
Such scandals are rife
Reflecting real life

henetha Fri 18-Feb-22 11:09:28

Of such stories are headlines made,
They love a dramatic tirade
Such scandals are rife
Reflecting real life
Novelists use them and get paid.

I wish I could write a good book

crazyH Fri 18-Feb-22 11:16:52

I wish I could write a good book
Tried once, but was told “sling your hook”

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