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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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Hellogirl1 Tue 22-Feb-22 21:37:34

My interior decor`s fine
But I admit the style is mine
Colours are well matched

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Feb-22 16:28:30

My interior decor's fine
But I admit the style is mine
Colours are well matched
Can't see where I've patched

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crazyH Wed 23-Feb-22 22:36:10

My interior decor's fine
But I admit the style is mine
Colours are well matched
Can't see where I've patched
Oh ‘eck, wallpaper’s out of line

Is there anything I can do ?

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Juliet27 Wed 23-Feb-22 22:47:23

Is there anything I can do ?
Well the decorator I’d sue!

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Jangran99 Wed 23-Feb-22 23:06:30

Is there anything I can do ?
Well the decorator I’d sue!
I'd buy a plumb line

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Elrel Wed 23-Feb-22 23:10:53

Is there anything I can do ?
Well the decorator I’d sue!
I'd buy a plumb line
Pour out some good wine

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henetha Thu 24-Feb-22 11:25:23

Is there anything I can do ?
Well the decorator I’d sue!
I'd buy a plumb line
Pour out some good wine
Then sit and discuss it with you.

Together we'd make a new plan

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Feb-22 14:06:33

Together we'd make a new plan
We’d go back to where you began

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Feb-22 15:52:46

Together we'd make a new plan
We'd go back to where you began
Can you remember?

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GoldenLady Thu 24-Feb-22 17:44:20

Together we'd make a new plan
We'd go back to where you began
Can you remember?
It was last September

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Feb-22 21:29:41

Together we'd make a new plan
We'd go back to where you began
Can you remember?
Was last September
When you hired that man with a van

I can help you with that he said

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crazyH Thu 24-Feb-22 22:11:12

I can help you with that he said
I don’t need much, just ‘daily bread’

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GoldenLady Sat 26-Feb-22 14:27:34

I can help you with that he said
I don’t need much, just ‘daily bread’
"I'm a wallpaper whiz"

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Crocus5 Sat 26-Feb-22 14:43:45

I can help you with that he said
I don’t need much, just ‘daily bread”
“I’m a wallpaper whiz”
“Will be done in a tiz”

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 26-Feb-22 17:32:18

I can help you with that he said
I don't need much just 'daily bread'
"I'm a wallpaper whizz"
"Will be done in a tizz"
"I see you've chosen a bright red".

So up on the ladder he went

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Mollygo Sat 26-Feb-22 18:22:12

So up on the ladder he went
I had to admire his intent

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Hellogirl1 Sat 26-Feb-22 21:41:13

So up on the ladder he went
I had to admire his intent
He wielded his brush

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Feb-22 21:48:29

So up on the ladder he went
I had to admire his intent
He wielded his brush
And a breathless hush

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Feb-22 22:01:36

So up on the ladder he went
I had to admire his intent
He wielded his brush
And a breathless hush
Soon accompanied his ascent

Sadly a broken ladder rung

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crazyH Sat 26-Feb-22 22:16:03

Sadly a broken ladder rung
Caused him to trip, and there he hung

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Feb-22 22:40:59

Sadly a broken ladder rung
Caused him to trip, and there he hung
The bucket of paste

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Mollygo Sat 26-Feb-22 23:06:47

Sadly a broken ladder rung
Caused him to trip and there he hung
The bucket of paste
Was quickly misplaced

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Jangran99 Sun 27-Feb-22 10:17:00

Sadly a broken ladder rung
Caused him to trip and there he hung
The bucket of paste
Was quickly misplaced
It sits on his head like a bung.

The rest of us laughed fit to burst

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henetha Sun 27-Feb-22 10:51:05

The rest of us laughed fit to burst
We tickled his feet, that was worst,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Feb-22 17:38:39

The rest of us laughed fit to burst
We tickled his feet, that was worst
His temper did rouse

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