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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Feb-22 22:20:06

The rest of us laughed fit to burst
We tickled his feet, that was worst
His temper did rouse
He called us all cows

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crazyH Sun 27-Feb-22 22:30:40

The rest of us laughed fit to burst
We tickled his feet, that was worst
His temper did rouse
He called us all cows
And swore that we were all cursed.

I’m buying myself a motorbike

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Crocus5 Mon 28-Feb-22 07:31:38

I’m buying myself a motorbike
And riding along with dear Mike

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henetha Mon 28-Feb-22 10:45:19

I’m buying myself a motorbike
And riding along with dear Mike
I'm in black leather

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GoldenLady Mon 28-Feb-22 14:49:31

I’m buying myself a motorbike
And riding along with dear Mike
I'm in black leather
At least, we're together

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 28-Feb-22 15:48:12

I'm buying myself a motorbike
And riding along with dear Mike
I'm in black leather
At least, we're together
The rest of them can take a hike.

Francesca, the fanatic fool

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crazyH Mon 28-Feb-22 19:50:44

Francesca, the fanatic fool
Though it was really quite cool

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Juliet27 Mon 28-Feb-22 19:51:49

Francesca, the fanatic fool
Owned a very valuable jewel

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NanKate Mon 28-Feb-22 22:01:13

Francesca, the fanatic fool
Owned a very valuable jewel
The rubies they sparkled

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Mollygo Mon 28-Feb-22 23:23:45

Francesca the fanatic fool
Owned a very valuable jewel
The rubies they sparkled
Their brilliance startled

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henetha Tue 01-Mar-22 12:14:20

Francesca the fanatic fool
Owned a very valuable jewel
The rubies sparkled
Their brilliance startled
I'm so envious I just drool.

She tried to sell it on ebay

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Hellogirl1 Tue 01-Mar-22 20:49:15

She tried to sell it on ebay
But her price folk just wouldn`t pay

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Mar-22 06:56:52

She tried to sell it on ebay
But her price folk just wouldn`t pay
It could be a fake

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henetha Wed 02-Mar-22 10:31:33

She tried to sell it on ebay
But her price folk just wouldn`t pay
It could be a fake
Or an unknown make

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GoldenLady Wed 02-Mar-22 16:08:35

She tried to sell it on ebay
But her price folk just wouldn`t pay
It could be a fake
Or an unknown make
She decided to keep it, hooray!

No need for diamonds or gold

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Mollygo Wed 02-Mar-22 17:33:05

No need for diamonds or gold
For metal and stones are so cold

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crazyH Wed 02-Mar-22 18:22:08

No need for diamonds or gold
For metal and stones are so cold
Warm hugs are the best

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Mollygo Wed 02-Mar-22 18:52:37

No need for diamonds or gold
For metal and stones are so cold
Warm hugs are the best
Or else thermal vests.

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crazyH Wed 02-Mar-22 20:09:48

No need for diamonds or gold
For metal and stones are so cold
Warm hugs are the best
Or else thermal vests
A kiss, if I can be so bold.

I once played a game of ‘kiss chase’

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Mar-22 21:37:12

I once played a game of ‘kiss chase’
But couldn’t keep up with his pace

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crazyH Wed 02-Mar-22 22:50:19

I once played a game of ‘kiss chase’
But couldn’t keep up with his pace
I hid behind walls

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henetha Thu 03-Mar-22 11:04:38

I once played a game of ‘kiss chase’
But couldn’t keep up with his pace
I hid behind walls
Avoiding his calls

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Mar-22 15:12:44

I once played a game of 'kiss chase'
But couldn't keep up with his pace
I hid behind walls
Avoiding his calls
And hoped that I would leave no trace.

Rosie was such a romantic

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crazyH Thu 03-Mar-22 23:04:06

Rosie was such a romantic
But she was also pedantic

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Mar-22 00:38:16

Rosie was such a romantic
But she was also pedantic
Roses must be red

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