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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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crazyH Sun 01-May-22 13:26:28

The hair on my head’s turning grey
So I'm having highlights today
It will cost a lot

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Juliet27 Sun 01-May-22 14:34:26

The hair on my head’s turning grey
So I'm having highlights today
It will cost a lot
But I shall look hot

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crazyH Sun 01-May-22 14:55:40

The hair on my head’s turning grey
So I'm having highlights today
It will cost a lot
But I shall look hot
Though it will take all of my pay

There’ll be no caviar next week

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Jangran99 Sun 01-May-22 17:01:32

There’ll be no caviar next week
Don't care so long as I look sleek

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crazyH Sun 01-May-22 17:27:56

There’ll be no caviar next week
Don't care so long as I look sleek
The dark guy next door

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GoldenLady Sun 01-May-22 17:44:56

There’ll be no caviar next week
Don't care so long as I look sleek
The dark guy next door
Will notice me more

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Juliet27 Sun 01-May-22 19:24:38

There’ll be no caviar next week
Don't care so long as I look sleek
The dark guy next door
Will notice me more
Hopefully his knees will go weak

Seems I need more than a hairdo

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crazyH Sun 01-May-22 19:26:14

There’ll be no caviar next week
Don't care so long as I look sleek
The dark guy next door
Will notice me more
Often caught him having a peek.

My net curtains, I’m going to dump

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henetha Mon 02-May-22 11:04:02

My net curtains, I’m going to dump
As they're old and give me the hump

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GoldenLady Mon 02-May-22 21:35:00

My net curtains, I’m going to dump
As they're old and give me the hump
So I will be exposed

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crazyH Mon 02-May-22 21:44:30

My net curtains, I’m going to dump
As they're old and give me the hump
So I will be exposed
My neighbour, disposed

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henetha Tue 03-May-22 11:15:09

My net curtains, I’m going to dump
As they're old and give me the hump
So I will be exposed
My neighbour, disposed
To watch me when I dance and jump.

So shall I buy vertical blinds

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crazyH Tue 03-May-22 13:47:04

So shall I buy vertical blinds
There’s so much choice, different kinds

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GoldenLady Tue 03-May-22 16:10:55

So shall I buy vertical blinds
There’s so much choice, different kinds
Or up-and-down shades

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Juliet27 Sat 07-May-22 11:45:10

So shall I buy vertical blinds
There’s so much choice, different kinds
Or up-and-down shades
There’s so many grades

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crazyH Sat 07-May-22 12:58:05

So shall I buy vertical blinds
There’s so much choice, different kinds
Or up-and-down shades
There’s so many grades
I’ve not decided, in two minds.

Always been a bad ditherer

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Jangran99 Mon 09-May-22 07:22:57

Always been a bad ditherer
Reluctant to come hitherer

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Juliet27 Mon 09-May-22 09:02:20

Always been a bad ditherer
Reluctant to come hitherer
The chances I’ve missed

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henetha Mon 09-May-22 11:13:05

Always been a bad ditherer
Reluctant to come hitherer
The chances I’ve missed
Men I've not kissed,

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Juliet27 Mon 09-May-22 16:55:22

Always been a bad ditherer
Reluctant to come hitherer
The chances I’ve missed
Men I've not kissed,
If I’d been a deliverer…

..Perhaps I’d have had far more fun

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GoldenLady Mon 09-May-22 20:25:33

Perhaps I’d have had far more fun
If I'd stayed with adventures begun

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NanKate Tue 10-May-22 08:49:00

Perhaps I’d have had far more fun
If I'd stayed with adventures begun
But I followed the rules

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GoldenLady Tue 10-May-22 13:46:42

Perhaps I’d have had far more fun
If I'd stayed with adventures begun
But I followed the rules
Written for fools

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crazyH Tue 10-May-22 16:46:38

Perhaps I’d have had far more fun
If I'd stayed with adventures begun
But I followed the rules
Written for fools
And I was left lying in the sun

Wish I were a deep sea diver

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NanKate Tue 10-May-22 22:55:17

Wish I were a deep sea diver
Instead of that I’m a lorry driver

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