July 21 Limericks

Soon it will be a new year
Let's hope it will be less drear
The weather's improving
Time to get moving
But the rain has arrived now, I fear.

I'll test out my new sou'wester

I'll test out my new sou'wester
Bought for me by daughter in Chester

I'll test out my new sou'wester
Bought by my daughter in Chester
It's toasty and warm

I’ll test out my new sou'wester
Bought by my daughter in Chester
It's toasty and warm
From sunset to dawn

I’ll test out my new sou'wester
Bought by my daughter in Chester
It's toasty and warm
From sunset to dawn
I'll buy one for my sister in Leicester

Next year I aim to do better

Next year I aim to do better
Might even write the odd letter

Next year I aim to do better
Might even write the odd letter
I’ll rise when I wake

Next year I aim to do better
Might even write the odd letter
I’ll rise when I wake
And try not to take

Next year I aim to do better
Might even write the odd letter
I’ll rise when I wake
Then breakfast I’ll take

Next year I aim to do better
Might even write the odd letter
I’ll rise when I wake
Then breakfast I’ll take
Then off to be a go getter

It’s almost resolution time

It’s almost resolution time
I should really be better than I'm.

It’s almost resolution time
I should really be better than I am.
I'll aim to improve

It’s almost resolution time
I should be better than I am.
I'll aim to improve
Bad habits remove

It's almost resolution time
I should be better than I am
I'll aim to improve
Bad habit remove
I need a list - steep hill to climb.

There's a big prize on the lotto

There's a big prize on the lotto
If I won I’d end up blotto

There's a big prize on the lotto
If I won I’d end up blotto
I'd buy my own plane

There's a big prize on the lotto
If I won I’d end up blotto
I'd buy my own plane
And dance in the rain

There's a big prize on the lotto
If I won I’d end up blotto
I'd buy my own plane
And dance in the rain
"Spend,spend,spend,"would be my motto!

Would money buy me happiness?

Would money buy me happiness?
I'd rather have more than have less,

Would money buy me happiness?
I'd rather have more than have less
I'd holiday more

Would money buy me happiness?
I'd rather have more than have less
I'd holiday more
But give some to the poor

Would money buy me happiness?
I'd rather have more than have less
I'd holiday more
But give some to the poor
And certainly buy a new dress 👗

I’m thinking of starting to paint

I'm thinking of starting to paint
And before you fall in a faint

I'm thinking of starting to paint
And before you fall in a faint
I do mean the walls

I'm thinking of starting to paint
And before you fall in a faint
I do mean the walls
I don't have the balls