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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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VB000 Mon 19-Dec-22 14:02:16

The Milk Tray box is now wide open
The kids have stuck their fingers in
My favourites - missing
Just reminiscing

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Juliet27 Wed 21-Dec-22 06:40:26

The Milk Tray box is now wide open
The kids have stuck their fingers in
My favourites - missing
Just reminiscing
How before chocolate I was thin

Pounds add up on us year by year

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NanKate Wed 21-Dec-22 07:35:41

Pounds add up on us year by year
Of this I really do fear

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Crocus5 Thu 22-Dec-22 11:00:59

Pounds add up on us year by year
Of this I really do fear
Must try to resist

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VB000 Thu 22-Dec-22 11:38:10

Pounds add up on us year by year
Of this I really do fear
Must try to resist
But still they insist

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 22-Dec-22 13:05:20

Pounds add up on us year by year
Of this I really do fear
Must try to resist
But still they insist
It's a health kick I need, I fear.

Sadly, I'm not keen on salad

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GoldenLady Thu 22-Dec-22 16:51:16

Sadly, I'm not keen on salad
Its taste is too bland and too pallid

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Juliet27 Thu 22-Dec-22 18:07:06

Sadly, I'm not keen on salad
Its taste is too bland and too pallid
It needs spicing up

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NanKate Thu 22-Dec-22 21:51:46

Sadly, I'm not keen on salad
Its taste is too bland and too pallid
It needs spicing up
With a tomato catsup

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Dec-22 08:49:00

Sadly, I'm not keen on salad
Its taste is too bland and too pallid
It needs spicing up
Tomato catsup
Makes other flavours invalid

Weather forecasts are now so right

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henetha Fri 23-Dec-22 10:13:11

Weather forecasts are now so right
But it said rain and now it's bright!

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VB000 Fri 23-Dec-22 10:37:33

Weather forecasts are now so right
But it said rain and now it's bright!
Bit of winter sun

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 23-Dec-22 12:31:04

Weather forecasts are now so right
But it said rain and now it's bright!
Bit of winter sun
Would be so much fun

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GoldenLady Sun 25-Dec-22 17:01:04

Weather forecasts are now so right
But it said rain and now it's bright!
Bit of winter sun
Would be so much fun
We may see the moon tonight!

Christmas is finally here

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NanKate Sun 25-Dec-22 22:29:30

Christmas is finally here
We’ve spent all the cash I fear

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Squiffy Sun 25-Dec-22 23:11:55

Christmas is finally here
We’ve spent all the cash I fear
We’ll scrimp and we’ll scrape

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NanKate Mon 26-Dec-22 08:54:22

Christmas is finally here
We’ve spent all the cash I fear
We’ll scrimp and we’ll scrape
And eat lots of cake

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Juliet27 Mon 26-Dec-22 09:43:42

Christmas is finally here
We’ve spent all the cash I fear
We’ll scrimp and we’ll scrape
And eat lots of cake
Then we’ll try to diet all year

Is Christmas a strain not a joy

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henetha Mon 26-Dec-22 11:20:49

Is Christmas a strain not a joy,
Did relatives stay and annoy?

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GoldenLady Mon 26-Dec-22 17:14:33

Is Christmas a strain not a joy,
Did relatives stay and annoy?
Well, at least it is over

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Juliet27 Mon 26-Dec-22 18:49:52

Is Christmas a strain not a joy,
Did relatives stay and annoy?
At least it’s over
I’ve a hangover

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Dec-22 00:30:18

Is Christmas a strain not a joy,
Did relatives stay and annoy?
At least it’s over
I’ve a hangover
Wish Santa had brought me a toy!

Soon it will be a new year

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Dec-22 09:30:35

Soon it will be a new year
Let’s hope it will be less drear

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Dec-22 15:10:52

Soon it will be a new year
Let’s hope it will be less drear
The weather's improving

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Crocus5 Wed 28-Dec-22 13:36:14

Soon it will be a new year
Let’s hope it will be less drear
The weather’s improving
Time to get moving

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