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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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NanKate Sat 01-Oct-22 21:57:26

I enjoy a nice custard pie
With loads of double cream, oh my
My waist is expanding

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crazyH Sat 01-Oct-22 23:04:58

I enjoy a nice custard pie
With loads of double cream, oh my
My waist is expanding
Lovers disbanding

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Oct-22 08:36:46

enjoy a nice custard pie
With loads of double cream, oh my
My waist is expanding
Lovers disbanding
My stomach’s too big for their eye

But winter’s coming - I need food

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henetha Sun 02-Oct-22 10:44:55

But winter’s coming - I need food,
Right away please, I'm in the mood,

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crazyH Sun 02-Oct-22 10:49:03

But winter’s coming - I need food,
Right away please, I'm in the mood,
Fuel to sustain

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Crocus5 Sun 02-Oct-22 11:21:47

But winter’s coming-I need food
Right away please, I’m in the mood
Fuel to sustain
The body and brain

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crazyH Sun 02-Oct-22 13:54:56

But winter’s coming-I need food
Right away please, I’m in the mood
Fuel to sustain
The body and brain
Does that not make you feel real good?

Ready to face the world again

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NanKate Sun 02-Oct-22 15:19:42

Ready to face the world again
And avoid anything that gives me strain

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Jane71 Sun 02-Oct-22 15:39:52

Ready to face the world again
And avoid anything that gives me strain
I aim to be calm

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Squiffy Mon 03-Oct-22 12:59:24

I enjoy a nice custard pie
With loads of double cream, oh my
A chilled glass of wine

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Squiffy Mon 03-Oct-22 13:00:08

Sorry, I was on the wrong page! blush

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Squiffy Mon 03-Oct-22 13:02:25

Ready to face the world again
And avoid anything that gives me strain
I aim to be calm
I'll rub in some balm

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Oct-22 16:01:32

I enjoy a nice custard pie
With loads of double cream, oh my
Wonder why I'm so fat?

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Oct-22 16:11:52

Ready to face the world again
And avoid anything that gives me strain
I aim to be calm
I'll rub in some balm
And now I’ll treat stress with disdain

I’ll start by not watching the news

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Sarah74 Mon 03-Oct-22 16:16:20

I’ll start by not watching the news
And having an afternoon snooze

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Crocus5 Mon 03-Oct-22 16:45:00

I’ll start by not watching the news
And having an afternoon snooze
Then a cup of tea

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Oct-22 17:48:02

I’ll start by not watching the news
And having an afternoon snooze
Then a cup of tea
Sounds perfect to me

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Sarah74 Mon 03-Oct-22 22:17:44

I’ll start by not watching the news
And having an afternoon snooze
Then a cup of tea
Sounds perfect to me
Though I’d rather be off on a cruise!

I had drinks with the captain last night

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Wyllow3 Mon 03-Oct-22 23:04:11

I had drinks with the captain last night
We danced till the morning was light

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Squiffy Mon 03-Oct-22 23:40:46

I had drinks with the captain last night
We danced till the morning was light
Oh how my head aches

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Oct-22 05:32:38

I had drinks with the captain last night
We danced till the morning was light
Oh how my head aches
And I’ve got the shakes

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Sarah74 Tue 04-Oct-22 07:43:34

I had drinks with the captain last night
We danced till the morning was light
Oh how my head aches
And I’ve got the shakes
But I’ll do it again tonight!

The big tree at the end of my garden

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fairfraise Tue 04-Oct-22 08:07:08

The big tree at the end of my garden
Resembles the Forest of Arden

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henetha Tue 04-Oct-22 09:49:38

The big tree at the end of my garden
Resembles the Forest of Arden
With leaves turning gold

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Crocus5 Tue 04-Oct-22 10:38:23

The big tree at the end of my garden
Resembles the Forest of Arden
With leaves turning gold
A sight to behold

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