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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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Juliet27 Wed 12-Apr-23 18:55:05

A master mariner back in the day
Got lost in the Bay of Biscay
Thought he saw Dover
White cliffs moreover

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VB000 Thu 13-Apr-23 10:31:45

A master mariner back in the day
Got lost in the Bay of Biscay
Thought he saw Dover
White cliffs moreover
"Must be Blighty" we heard him say

The ship turned round and headed north

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Salti Thu 13-Apr-23 12:09:48

The ship turned round and headed north
Around Lands End towards Perranporth

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crazyH Thu 13-Apr-23 12:58:27

The ship turned round and headed north
Around Lands End towards Perranporth
Navigation skills

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Apr-23 13:50:21

The ship turned round and headed north
Around Lands End towards Perranporth
Navigation skills
Lots of danger and thrills

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Salti Thu 13-Apr-23 14:19:27

The ship turned round and headed north
Around Lands End towards Perranporth
Navigation skills
Lots of danger and thrills
Meant we got home on March 24th.

Home to hot shower and food

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Jangran99 Fri 14-Apr-23 09:05:32

Home to a hot shower and food
And, oh boy, did it feel so good

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VB000 Fri 14-Apr-23 10:52:22

Home to a hot shower and food
And, oh boy, did it feel so good
Clean, warm and well stuffed

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Apr-23 08:05:12

Home to a hot shower and food
And, oh boy, did it feel so good
Clean, warm and well stuffed
And feeling well buffed

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henetha Sat 15-Apr-23 10:04:35

Home to a hot shower and food
And, oh boy, did it feel so good
Clean, warm and well stuffed
And feeling well buffed
It put me in such a good mood.

I'm staying on land for a while

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Apr-23 11:29:41

I'm staying on land for a while
After giving boating a trial

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Salti Sat 15-Apr-23 13:39:10

I'm staying on land for a while
After giving boating a trial
I enjoyed life afloat

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CazzJazz Sat 15-Apr-23 21:06:02

I'm staying on land for a while
After giving boating a trial
I enjoyed life afloat
I've floated my boat

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crazyH Sat 15-Apr-23 23:50:14

I'm staying on land for a while
After giving boating a trial
I enjoyed life afloat
I've floated my boat
Done many a nautical mile

It’s time to get on to dry land

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Apr-23 07:40:14

It’s time to get on to dry land
And give family and friends a hand

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Salti Mon 17-Apr-23 08:39:37

It’s time to get on to dry land
And give family and friends a hand
I don't know how long I'll stay

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henetha Mon 17-Apr-23 09:43:08

It’s time to get on to dry land
And give family and friends a hand
I don't think I'll stay (88558)
I might sail away

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Apr-23 10:02:09

It’s time to get on to dry land
And give family and friends a hand
I don't think I'll stay (88558)
I might sail away
I’m afraid life now seems so bland

If I could just take any flight

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Salti Mon 17-Apr-23 11:39:50

If I could just take any flight
I'd steal away into the night

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GoldenLady Mon 17-Apr-23 13:37:46

If I could just take any flight
I'd steal away into the night
An adventure I'd find

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CazzJazz Mon 17-Apr-23 17:21:41

If I could just take any flight
I'd steal away into the night
An adventure I'd find
Leave my worries behind

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Apr-23 19:31:02

If I could just take any flight
I'd steal away into the night
An adventure I'd find
Leave my worries behind
I wonder just where I’d alight.

I’d see more countryside by train

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Apr-23 22:01:44

I’d see more countryside by train
No airport queues, another gain,

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VB000 Tue 18-Apr-23 11:33:20

I’d see more countryside by train
No airport queues, another gain,
Just zooming along

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crazyH Tue 18-Apr-23 12:15:25

I’d see more countryside by train
No airport queues, another gain,
Just zooming along
Like beats to a song

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