July 21 Limericks

Later, I found a secret book,
I fainted after just one look
I then peeked once more,
Good grief, what I saw

Later, I found a secret book,
I fainted after just one look
I then peeked once more,
Good grief, what I saw
I have to admit I was shook

After a while I told my friends

After a while I told my friends
Had to explain some odds and ends

After a while I told my friends
Had to explain some odds and ends
Oh, and bits and bobs

Later, I found a secret book,
I fainted after just one look
I then peeked once more
Just to make sure

After a while I told my friends
Had to explain some odds and ends
Oh, and bits and bobs
About Mr Dobbs

After a while I told my friends
Had to explain some odds and ends
Oh, and bits and bobs
About Mr Dobbs
I warned them just what he intends

Although it’s a shame not to trust

Although it’s a shame not to trust
Self preservation is a must

Although it’s a shame not to trust
Self preservation is a must
An ax murderer? Really?

Although it’s a shame not to trust
Self preservation is a must
An ax murderer? Really?
A rapist maybe

Although it’s a shame not to trust
Self preservation is a must
An ax murderer? Really?
A rapist maybe
He certainly was ruled by lust

Going to stay in a convent

Going to stay in a convent
Might put predators off the scent

Going to stay in a convent
Might put predators off the scent
I'll wear a habit

Going to stay in a convent
Might put predators off the scent
I'll wear a habit
Just like an Abbot

Going to stay in a convent
Might put predators off the scent
I'll wear a habit
Just like an Abbot
But my halo has got a dent!

I need another disguise

So I need another disguise
Where myself I won’t advertise

So I need another disguise
Where myself I won’t advertise,
A pretty blonde wig

So I need another disguise
Where myself I won’t advertise,
A pretty blonde wig
‘Tween my lips a cig

So I need another disguise
Where myself I won’t advertise,
A pretty blonde wig
‘Tween my lips a cig
Wish Lily Savage could advise

The character was so funny

The character was so funny
And always so bright and sunny

The character was so funny
And always so bright and sunny
It dances and jigs

The character was so funny
And always so bright and sunny
It dances and jigs
Would need a few swigs!!

The character was so funny
And always so bright and sunny
It dances and jigs
Would need a few swigs!!
Dogs were drawn, like bees to honey

Not forgetting the cats and goats

Not forgetting the cats and goats
And alpacas, I'm taking notes,

Not forgetting the cats and goats
And alpacas, I'm taking notes,
A trip to a farm