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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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Juliet27 Fri 19-May-23 15:13:01

Not forgetting the cats and goats
And alpacas, I'm taking notes,
A trip to a farm
So easy to charm

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-May-23 18:39:35

Not forgetting the cats and goats
And alpacas, I'm taking notes
A trip to a farm
So easy to charm
Hang on, we'll be getting our coats.

So, no Bank Holiday this week

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keepcalmandcavachon Sat 20-May-23 22:26:03

So, no Bank Holiday this week
Yet fun and adventure I seek

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Salti Sun 21-May-23 09:08:30

So, no Bank Holiday this week
Yet fun and adventure I seek
Even though I'm old

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Crocus5 Sun 21-May-23 09:51:58

So, no Bank Holiday this week
Yet fun and adventure I seek
Even though I’m old
I can still be bold

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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 10:25:59

So, no Bank Holiday this week
Yet fun and adventure I seek
Even though I’m old
I can still be bold
Although havoc I seem to wreak

A car mechanic from Chester

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Crocus5 Sun 21-May-23 10:29:38

A car mechanic from Chester
Decided to visit Leicester

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henetha Sun 21-May-23 10:47:25

A car mechanic from Chester
Decided to visit Leicester
He would go by train

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crazyH Sun 21-May-23 11:04:54

A car mechanic from Chester
Decided to visit Leicester
He would go by train
Come sunshine or rain

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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:29:02

A car mechanic from Chester
Decided to visit Leicester
He would go by train
Come sunshine or rain
The British Rail staff he’d pester

A dressmaker from Doncaster

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crazyH Sun 21-May-23 12:07:50

A dressmaker from Doncaster
Broke her arm, what a disaster !

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CazzJazz Sun 21-May-23 12:59:24

A dressmaker from Doncaster
Broke her arm, what a disaster!
With orders galore

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GoldenLady Sun 21-May-23 14:59:36

A dressmaker from Doncaster
Broke her arm, what a disaster!
With orders galore
She soon would be poor

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Salti Sun 21-May-23 15:20:50

A dressmaker from Doncaster
Broke her arm, what a disaster!
With orders galore
She soon would be poor
Thanks to the sling and the plaster

I won't have a dress for the ball

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Crocus5 Sun 21-May-23 15:21:08

A dressmaker from Doncaster
Broke her arm, what a disaster!
With orders galore
She soon would be poor
And with her arm still in plaster

There was a young lady from Crewe

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NanKate Sun 21-May-23 17:41:54

There was a young lady from Crewe
Who made an incredible brew

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Jangran99 Sun 21-May-23 18:29:06

There was a young lady from Crewe
Who made an incredible brew,
No tea bag in sight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 21-May-23 18:49:24

There was a young lady from Crewe
Who made an incredible brew
No tea bag in sight
Always loose tea, quite!

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Juliet27 Mon 22-May-23 08:30:18

There was a young lady from Crewe
Who made an incredible brew
No tea bag in sight
Always loose tea, quite!
She never allowed it to stew.

She wasn’t so good with coffee

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Salti Mon 22-May-23 09:37:15

She wasn’t so good with coffee
She tried hard to make it frothy

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:39:18

She wasn’t so good with coffee
She tried hard to make it frothy
Instead of some foam

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Mollygo Mon 22-May-23 09:53:19

She wasn’t so good with coffee
She tried hard to make it frothy
Instead of some foam
She whisked, with a comb

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GoldenLady Mon 22-May-23 14:44:17

She wasn’t so good with coffee
She tried hard to make it frothy
Instead of some foam
She whisked, with a comb
Enough to turn most people off-ee.

She liked to mix beer, wine, and gin

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Salti Mon 22-May-23 14:51:41

She liked to mix beer, wine, and gin
She called it a cocktail of sin

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Mollygo Mon 22-May-23 23:19:51

She liked to mix beer, wine, and gin
She called it a cocktail of sin
Her head, the next day

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