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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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LRavenscroft Thu 22-Jun-23 16:28:09

But also a nice cup of tea
Earl Grey or “Monkey” tea for me
With lemon, or not
As long as it’s hot
Beneath the old apple tree.

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LRavenscroft Thu 22-Jun-23 16:30:13

Nicole was a lady from France

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Mollygo Thu 22-Jun-23 18:03:48

Nicole was a lady from France
Who can-canned, when she had the chance

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Salti Thu 22-Jun-23 19:18:37

Nicole was a lady from France
Who can-canned, when she had the chance
She high kicked her way

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VB000 Fri 23-Jun-23 10:23:57

Nicole was a lady from France
Who can-canned, when she had the chance
She high kicked her way
To "The Dock of the Bay"

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 24-Jun-23 05:23:19

Nicole was a lady from France
Who can-canned, when she had the chance
She high-kicked her way
To "The Dock of the Bay"
And bumped into a chap called Lance.

Did this chap Lance, know how to prance?

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Jun-23 07:09:01

Did this chap Lance, know how to prance?
Could he Paso Doble perchance?

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Mollygo Sat 24-Jun-23 07:30:16

Did this chap Lance, know how to prance?
Could he Paso Doble perchance?
A quick cha cha cha

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Salti Sat 24-Jun-23 08:36:39

Did this chap Lance, know how to prance?
Could he Paso Doble perchance?
A quick cha cha cha
Glared at by mama

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Jangran99 Sun 25-Jun-23 08:52:18

Did this chap Lance, know how to prance?
Could he Paso Doble perchance?
A quick cha cha cha
Glared at by mama,
Who viewed Nicole's suitors askance.

I love walking down by the shore,

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GoldenLady Sun 25-Jun-23 15:01:12

I love walking down by the shore,
And hearing the ocean's full roar

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Juliet27 Mon 26-Jun-23 05:57:41

I love walking down by the shore,
And hearing the ocean's full roar
The call of the gulls

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Salti Mon 26-Jun-23 12:22:13

I love walking down by the shore,
And hearing the ocean's full roar
The call of the gulls
Chains clanking on hulls

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Mollygo Mon 26-Jun-23 12:24:57

I love walking down by the shore,
And hearing the ocean's full roar
The call of the gulls
Chains clanking on hulls
Tomorrow I’ll go back for more

It’s Sports Day, but look at that sky!

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henetha Tue 27-Jun-23 10:28:21

It’s Sports Day, but look at that sky!
I'm praying it's going to stay dry,

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crazyH Tue 27-Jun-23 11:33:29

It’s Sports Day, but look at that sky!
I'm praying it's going to stay dry,
The egg and spoon race

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Jun-23 15:59:34

It’s Sports Day, but look at that sky!
I'm praying it's going to stay dry,
The egg and spoon race
Is off at a pace

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crazyH Tue 27-Jun-23 16:48:35

It’s Sports Day, but look at that sky!
I'm praying it's going to stay dry,
The egg and spoon race
Is off at a pace
I’d like to join in but I’m shy

Shot put and discus is my thing

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Jun-23 09:48:46

Shot put and discus is my thing
I tried that - I’m now in a sling

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Mollygo Wed 28-Jun-23 10:32:25

Shot put and discus is my thing
I tried that - I’m now in a sling
A javelin next

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Salti Wed 28-Jun-23 14:10:16

Shot put and discus is my thing
I tried that - I’m now in a sling
A javelin next
My muscles are flexed

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crazyH Wed 28-Jun-23 18:39:01

Shot put and discus is my thing
I tried that - I’m now in a sling
A javelin next
My muscles are flexed
But my squint let me down, I think

It winged across the air, askew

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Jun-23 09:38:54

It winged across the air, askew
Towards the worried crowd it flew

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Mollygo Thu 29-Jun-23 09:42:14

It winged across the air, askew
Towards the worried crowd it flew
It dropped 3 foot short

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VB000 Thu 29-Jun-23 11:25:37

It winged across the air, askew
Towards the worried crowd it flew
It dropped 3 foot short
I hoped it would thwart

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