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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Nov-22 14:08:36

Plenty of fibre we must take
And so Scottish oats we should bake
With Apple crumble
I’ve tummy rumble!
The bran muffins were a mistake.

Maybe a diet that's blander?

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 16-Nov-22 17:20:24

Maybe a diet that's blander
Would suit a naval commander

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crazyH Wed 16-Nov-22 18:33:26

Maybe a diet that's blander
Would suit a naval commander
But I need ‘spicy’

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Jangran99 Thu 17-Nov-22 07:16:56

Maybe a diet that's blander
Would suit a naval commander
But I need ‘spicy’
If not too pricey

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henetha Thu 17-Nov-22 10:12:50

Maybe a diet that's blander
Would suit a naval commander
But I need ‘spicy’
If not too pricey
As does my friend, Alexander.

He does love a curry that's hot

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Jangran99 Thu 17-Nov-22 13:03:20

He does love a curry that's hot
So that’s why I’ve been out and bought

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crazyH Thu 17-Nov-22 13:05:35

He does love a curry that's hot
So that’s why I’ve been out and bought
Chillis and garlic

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crazyH Thu 17-Nov-22 13:06:17

He does love a curry that's hot
So that’s why I’ve been out and bought
Chillis and ginger

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Nov-22 14:39:35

He does love a curry that's hot
So that's why I've been out and bought
Chillis and ginger
Else he's a whinger

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 17-Nov-22 14:56:15

He does love a curry that's hot
So that's why I've been out and bought
Chillis and ginger
Else he's a whinger
Add some senna – that way he'll be taught

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Nov-22 06:16:34

As no first line was left -use this

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henetha Sat 19-Nov-22 11:27:31

As no first line was left -use this,
A very good idea, young Miss,

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GoldenLady Sun 20-Nov-22 15:52:03

As no first line was left -use this,
A very good idea, young Miss,
So, Juliet, thanks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Nov-22 15:54:38

As no first line was left - use this
A very good idea, young Miss
So, Juliet, thanks
Our usual pranks

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Nov-22 11:39:08

As no first line was left - use this
A very good idea, young Miss
So, Juliet, thanks
Our usual pranks
The odd error we can dismiss.

What a miserable, dreary day

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GoldenLady Mon 21-Nov-22 15:52:12

What a miserable, dreary day
I'm ready for it to be May

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Nov-22 16:28:46

What a miserable, dreary day
I'm ready for it to be May
It's pelting it down

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Nov-22 17:08:48

What a miserable, dreary day
I'm ready for it to be May
It's pelting it down
My plants, they could drown

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Crocus5 Tue 22-Nov-22 17:24:08

What a miserable, dreary day
I’m ready for it to be May
It’s pelting it down
My plants, they could drown
If they could speak, what would they say?

It’s getting dark so early now

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crazyH Tue 22-Nov-22 18:18:22

It’s getting dark so early now
Got to go out, to feed the cow

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 22-Nov-22 21:07:16

It’s getting dark so early now
Got to go out, to feed the cow
There's ice on the path

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crazyH Wed 23-Nov-22 00:51:36

It’s getting dark so early now
Got to go out, to feed the cow
There's ice on the path
And time for a bath

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Juliet27 Fri 25-Nov-22 05:22:52

It’s getting dark so early now
Got to go out, to feed the cow
There's ice on the path
And time for a bath
Duty first or there'll be a row.

Limericks can be confusing!

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Crocus5 Fri 25-Nov-22 08:38:53

Limericks can be confusing!
But often very amusing

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henetha Fri 25-Nov-22 11:04:34

Limericks can be confusing!
But often very amusing
I like them funny

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