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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

crazyH Fri 11-Nov-22 09:12:07

They're all too busy getting rich
While we've loads of reasons to bitch
It’s ‘I’m alright Jack’
Empathy they lack

henetha Fri 11-Nov-22 10:25:47

They're all too busy getting rich
While we've loads of reasons to bitch
It’s ‘I’m alright Jack’
Empathy they lack
And they all belong in a ditch.

'Tis soon the season of goodwill

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Nov-22 12:54:53

'Tis soon the season of goodwill
All our stockings we hope to fill

crazyH Fri 11-Nov-22 13:40:52

Tis soon the season of goodwill
All our stockings we hope to fill
Money is quite tight

GoldenLady Fri 11-Nov-22 14:55:38

Tis soon the season of goodwill
All our stockings we hope to fill
Money is quite tight
But days "happy and bright"

Juliet27 Fri 11-Nov-22 16:03:55

Tis soon the season of goodwill
All our stockings we hope to fill
Money is quite tight
But days "happy and bright"
We’ll somehow enjoy the day still

Each year goes faster than before

Jangran99 Sat 12-Nov-22 08:40:51

Each year goes faster than before,
I often yearn for days of yore

henetha Sat 12-Nov-22 10:42:32

Each year goes faster than before,
I often yearn for days of yore
Life was simpler then

GoldenLady Sat 12-Nov-22 14:03:49

Each year goes faster than before,
I often yearn for days of yore
Life was simpler then
With just women and men

crazyH Sat 12-Nov-22 17:12:29

Each year goes faster than before,
I often yearn for days of yore
Life was simpler then
With just women and men
Now, unisex clothes, what a bore !

Mother would surely spit feathers

LadyHonoriaDedlock Sat 12-Nov-22 17:41:58

Mother would surely spit feathers
If she knew that I'd borrowed her leathers

crazyH Sat 12-Nov-22 21:15:59

Mother would surely spit feathers
If she knew that I'd borrowed her leathers
I jumped on her bike

NanKate Sat 12-Nov-22 21:46:18

Mother would surely spit feathers
If she knew that I'd borrowed her leathers
I jumped on her bike
And abandoned my trike

henetha Sun 13-Nov-22 11:51:23

Mother would surely spit feathers
If she knew that I'd borrowed her leathers
I jumped on her bike
And abandoned my trike
And drove like hell o'er the heathers

I'm hoping to make Inverness

crazyH Sun 13-Nov-22 12:06:00

I'm hoping to make Inverness
May got lost in the wilderness

bridie54 Sun 13-Nov-22 12:26:35

I'm hoping to make Inverness
May got lost in the wilderness
Poor May, I will miss her

Juliet27 Mon 14-Nov-22 07:01:50

I'm hoping to make Inverness
May got lost in the wilderness
Poor May, I will miss her
Turned up in a blur

henetha Mon 14-Nov-22 11:06:20

I'm hoping to make Inverness
May got lost in the wilderness
Poor May, I will miss her
Turned up in a blur
And now May's a bit of a mess.

She's back home now in Aberdeen

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Nov-22 11:18:06

She'd back home now in Aberdeen
Serving soup from a huge tureen

LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 14-Nov-22 12:16:41

She'd back home now in Aberdeen
Serving soup from a huge tureen
There's not only chicken

NanKate Mon 14-Nov-22 21:59:02

She'd back home now in Aberdeen
Serving soup from a huge tureen
There's not only chicken
But carrots for licken

Juliet27 Tue 15-Nov-22 06:04:18

She'd back home now in Aberdeen
Serving soup from a huge tureen
There's not only chicken
But carrots for licken
And several types of healthy bean

Plenty of fibre we must take

GoldenLady Tue 15-Nov-22 13:43:35

Plenty of fibre we must take
And so Scottish oats we should bake

Grany Tue 15-Nov-22 21:34:29

Plenty of fibre we must take
And so Scottish oats we should bake
With Apple crumble

Juliet27 Wed 16-Nov-22 00:44:52

Plenty of fibre we must take
And so Scottish oats we should bake
With Apple crumble
I’ve tummy rumble!

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