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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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Juliet27 Mon 16-Jan-23 00:15:37

The news on the TV is dismal
The state we’re in is abysmal

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crazyH Mon 16-Jan-23 01:05:43

The news on the TV is dismal
The state we’re in is abysmal
Downhill all the way?

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VB000 Mon 16-Jan-23 13:56:13

The news on the TV is dismal
The state we’re in is abysmal
Downhill all the way?
News can spoil your day

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GoldenLady Mon 16-Jan-23 14:17:26

The news on the TV is dismal
The state we’re in is abysmal
Downhill all the way?
News can spoil your day
Sometimes just reading it is hell.

But sometimes the news can be funny

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Nell8 Mon 16-Jan-23 22:51:38

But sometimes the news can be funny
And the day will turn out sunny

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crazyH Mon 16-Jan-23 23:01:42

But sometimes the news can be funny
And the day will turn out sunny
My hopes are quite high

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VB000 Tue 17-Jan-23 11:55:47

But sometimes the news can be funny
And the day will turn out sunny
My hopes are quite high
When I check the sky

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 17-Jan-23 12:47:41

But sometimes the news can be funny
And the day will turn out sunny
My hopes are quite high
When I check the sky
Forecast is 'spot on the money.'

Frosty start with a clear blue sky

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crazyH Tue 17-Jan-23 14:08:43

Frosty start with a clear blue sky,
Trendy new gilet I must buy

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Juliet27 Wed 18-Jan-23 11:57:43

Frosty start with a clear blue sky,
Trendy new gilet I must buy
Must keep up fashion

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crazyH Wed 18-Jan-23 18:08:35

Frosty start with a clear blue sky,
Trendy new gilet I must buy
Must keep up fashion
Savings, must cash in

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GoldenLady Thu 19-Jan-23 16:24:54

Frosty start with a clear blue sky,
Trendy new gilet I must buy
Must keep up fashion
Savings, must cash in
The prices for clothes are sky high!

It's cloudy and dreary today

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Nell8 Thu 19-Jan-23 17:36:35

It's cloudy and dreary today
Still, daffodils are on their way

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Mollygo Thu 19-Jan-23 18:20:08

It's cloudy and dreary today
Still, daffodils are on their way
A crocus or two

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Juliet27 Fri 20-Jan-23 04:08:50

It's cloudy and dreary today
Still, daffodils are on their way
A crocus or two
Grape hyacinths blue

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Ashcombe Fri 20-Jan-23 05:58:11

It's cloudy and dreary today
Still, daffodils are on their way
A crocus or two
Grape hyacinths blue
With primroses pretty and gay.

As dark days of Winter recede

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Juliet27 Fri 20-Jan-23 07:04:35

As dark days of Winter recede
And from its icy cold we’re freed

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Mollygo Fri 20-Jan-23 09:08:19

As dark days of Winter recede
And from its icy cold we’re freed
My bills will decrease

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Nell8 Fri 20-Jan-23 11:44:52

As dark days of Winter recede
And from its icy cold we're freed
My bills will decrease
Less need for a fleece

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Jan-23 07:38:32

As dark days of Winter recede
And from its icy cold we're freed
My bills will decrease
Less need for a fleece
But that’s not always guaranteed

While it was five degrees below

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henetha Sat 21-Jan-23 10:05:26

While it was five degrees below
I wore woolly pants with a bow

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Mollygo Sat 21-Jan-23 10:08:00

While it was five degrees below
I wore woolly pants with a bow
Fleece long-johns all day

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Jan-23 10:26:59

While it was five degrees below
I wore woolly pants with a bow
Fleece long-johns all day
That deterred foreplay! blush

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Ashcombe Sat 21-Jan-23 11:38:31

While it was five degrees below
I wore woolly pants with a bow
Fleece long-johns all day
That deterred foreplay! blush
It told my OH where to go!

Layers we need to keep warm

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Jan-23 11:59:34

Layers we need to keep warm
Give us a very strange form

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