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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Jan-23 12:40:44

Layers we need to keep warm
Give us a very strange form
What - Michelin man?

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Jan-23 06:28:28

Layers we need to keep warm
Give us a very strange form
What - Michelin man?
He looked like my Nan!

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henetha Sun 22-Jan-23 11:08:06

Layers we need to keep warm
Give us a very strange form
What - Michelin man?
He looked like my Nan!
But at least we're warm in a storm.

My Nan wore long knickers and vests

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Mollygo Sun 22-Jan-23 11:29:09

My Nan wore long knickers and vests
Liberty bodices round chests

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Jan-23 16:41:16

My Nan wore long knickers and vests
Liberty bodices round chests
Then there were bloomers

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Nell8 Sun 22-Jan-23 17:35:37

My Nan wore long knickers and vests
Liberty bodices round chests
Then there were bloomers
A joke to "boomers"

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Jan-23 18:25:03

My Nan wore long knickers and vests
Liberty bodices round chests
Then there were bloomers
A joke to "boomers"
Mustn’t forget whalebone corsets

What a lot of changes we’ve seen

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henetha Mon 23-Jan-23 10:20:45

What a lot of changes we’ve seen
Much history has gone and been,

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Crocus5 Mon 23-Jan-23 11:52:29

What a lot of changes we’ve seen
Much history has gone and been
We look forward now

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VB000 Mon 23-Jan-23 12:07:20

What a lot of changes we’ve seen
Much history has gone and been
We look forward now
As time will allow

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Mollygo Tue 24-Jan-23 23:18:48

What a lot of changes we’ve seen
Much history has gone and been
We look forward now
As time will allow
To a world both peaceful, and green.

DH has a hat with a light

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henetha Wed 25-Jan-23 10:46:44

DH has a hat with a light
So useful to see things at night

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Jan-23 12:00:44

DH has a hat with a light
So useful to see things at night
Instead of stumbling

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VB000 Wed 25-Jan-23 14:16:04

DH has a hat with a light
So useful to see things at night
Instead of stumbling
Moaning and grumbling

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GoldenLady Wed 25-Jan-23 15:59:16

DH has a hat with a light
So useful to see things at night
Instead of stumbling
Moaning and grumbling
So buying it must have been right.

It's raining today, truly pouring

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NanKate Wed 25-Jan-23 16:11:42

It's raining today, truly pouring
It’s dripping all over the flooring

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Jane71 Wed 25-Jan-23 17:37:36

It's raining today, truly pouring
It’s dripping all over the flooring
That hole in the ceiling

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Juliet27 Wed 25-Jan-23 17:54:05

It's raining today, truly pouring
It’s dripping over the flooring
That hole in the ceiling
It sure needs healing

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Crocus5 Thu 26-Jan-23 11:59:17

It’s raining today, truly pouring
It’s dripping over the flooring
That hole in the ceiling
It sure needs healing
It’s really all a bit boring

The snowdrops begin to appear

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GoldenLady Thu 26-Jan-23 14:43:41

The snowdrops begin to appear
We're having a blizzard, I fear

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Mollygo Thu 26-Jan-23 15:43:16

The snowdrops begin to appear
We're having a blizzard, I fear
And then there’ll be ice

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crazyH Thu 26-Jan-23 16:18:32

The snowdrops begin to appear
We're having a blizzard, I fear
And then there’ll be ice
We’ll slip twice or thrice

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VB000 Fri 27-Jan-23 11:00:37

The snowdrops begin to appear
We're having a blizzard, I fear
And then there’ll be ice
We’ll slip twice or thrice
But it is that time of the year

It's nice having friends round to eat

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Ashcombe Fri 27-Jan-23 12:52:31

It's nice having friends round to eat.
Good company just can't be beat.

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GoldenLady Fri 27-Jan-23 15:15:04

It's nice having friends round to eat.
Good company just can't be beat.
They taste best well done

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