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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 03-Feb-23 16:37:46

A new line please, L. Ravenscroft
Or are you busy in the loft?
We need some ideas
Come on, we're all eahs
Sadly, my brains have gone all soft.

This technology drives me mad

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crazyH Fri 03-Feb-23 16:42:58

This technology drives me mad
‘Specially when they bring a new fad

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Feb-23 06:39:09

This technology drives me mad
‘Specially when they bring a new fad
You’ve just got it sussed

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VB000 Sat 04-Feb-23 15:25:24

This technology drives me mad
‘Specially when they bring a new fad
You’ve just got it sussed
But change it they must

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Mollygo Sat 04-Feb-23 16:01:03

This technology drives me mad
‘Specially when they bring a new fad
You’ve just got it sussed
But change it they must
You can’t afford new? That’s too bad!

When power lines are down, you can’t charge.

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GoldenLady Sat 04-Feb-23 16:09:04

When power lines are down, you can’t charge,
Causing problems both trivial and large

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Feb-23 16:26:34

When power lines are down, you can't charge
Causing problems both trivial and large
But please don't despair

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henetha Sun 05-Feb-23 10:52:28

When power lines are down, you can't charge
Causing problems both trivial and large
But please don't despair,
Let's hope they repair

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Feb-23 13:02:55

When power lines are down, you can't charge
Causing problems both trivial and large
But please don't despair,
Let's hope they repair
Before the next surge (some say "sarge.")

This week is supposed to be warmer

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crazyH Mon 06-Feb-23 15:19:37

This week is supposed to be warmer
The wind is quite a lot calmer

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Ashcombe Mon 06-Feb-23 17:21:40

This week is supposed to be warmer
The wind is quite a lot calmer
But it's from the North East

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crazyH Mon 06-Feb-23 18:16:05

This week is supposed to be warmer
The wind is quite a lot calmer
But it's from the North East
Is it called the Beast ?

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Yammy Mon 06-Feb-23 19:18:52

Oh lets have a feast,

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Juliet27 Tue 07-Feb-23 02:41:38

This week is supposed to be warmer
The wind is quite a lot calmer
But it's from the North East
Is it called the Beast ?
No, that’s creating a drama.

Upsetting news stories this week

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henetha Tue 07-Feb-23 10:09:15

Upsetting news stories this week
Disturbing the peace we all seek

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Mollygo Tue 07-Feb-23 12:17:36

Upsetting news stories this week
Disturbing the peace we all seek
Strikes, rapists, high bills

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GoldenLady Tue 07-Feb-23 13:36:37

Upsetting news stories this week
Disturbing the peace we all seek
Strikes, rapists, high bills
Let's take to the hills!

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Juliet27 Tue 07-Feb-23 14:10:49

Upsetting news stories this week
Disturbing the peace we all seek
Strikes, rapists, high bills
Let's take to the hills!
Must admit the outcome looks bleak

News from Turkey’s devastating

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Ashcombe Tue 07-Feb-23 14:26:32

News from Turkey’s devastating
And ghastly for relatives waiting

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henetha Wed 08-Feb-23 10:25:13

News from Turkey’s devastating
And ghastly for relatives waiting,
They need so much help

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Jane71 Wed 08-Feb-23 19:23:43

News from Turkey’s devastating
And ghastly for relatives waiting,
They need so much help
So watching I want to yelp

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henetha Thu 09-Feb-23 11:25:49

News from Turkey’s devastating
And ghastly for relatives waiting,
They need so much help
So I want to yelp
Let's act and stop just debating.
(sorry. changed 4th line to comply with rules)

My uncle is here from Brazil

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VB000 Thu 09-Feb-23 11:47:39

My uncle is here from Brazil
He says he comes over to chill

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 09-Feb-23 11:49:08

My uncle is here from Brazil
He says he comes over to chill
Our milder climate

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Mollygo Thu 09-Feb-23 13:13:59

My uncle is here from Brazil
He says he comes over to chill
Our milder climate
Suits ev’ry primate

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