More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

My uncle is here from Brazil
He says he comes over to chill
Our milder climate
Suits ev’ry primate
But me, for Copacabana I'd kill

When it's blowing a hoolie outside

When it's blowing a hoolie outside
On my horse I'm reluctant to ride

When it's blowing a hoolie outside
On my horse I'm reluctant to ride
I’m scared I might fall

When it's blowing a hoolie outside
On my horse I'm reluctant to ride
I’m scared I might fall
I’m quite big and tall

When it's blowing a hoolie outside
On my horse I'm reluctant to ride
I’m scared I might fall
I’m quite big and tall
I'd be so upset if I died!

So I'll stay on my own two feet

So I'll stay on my own two feet
Sometimes I just sway to the beat

So I'll stay on my own two feet
Sometimes I just sway to the beat
When the band plays a Samba

So I'll stay on my own two feet
Sometimes I just sway to the beat
When the band plays a Samba
Or even La Bamba

So I'll stay on my own two feet
Sometimes I just sway to the beat
When the band plays a Samba
Or even La Bamba
AunI smile as they turn up the heat.

Aunt Agatha was a big snoop

She counted the hens in the coup.

Aunt Agatha was a big snoop
She counted the hens in the coup.
If one was missing

Aunt Agatha was a big snoop
She counted the hens in the coup.
If one was missing
And her cat was hissing

Aunt Agatha was a big snoop
She counted the hens in the coup.
If one was missing
Her cat hissing
Mr Fox would be cock -a -hoop.

He'd quickly run back to his den

He'd quickly run back to his den
With his eyes fixed on the list hen

He'd quickly run back to his den
With his eyes fixed on the lost hen
That bird he'll scupper

He'd quickly run back to his den
With his eyes fixed on the lost hen
That bird he'll scupper
To eat for supper

He'd quickly run back to his den
With his eyes fixed on the lost hen
That bird he'll scupper
To eat for supper
Like he has done time and again

Tomorrow it should be brighter

Tomorrow it should be brighter
And everyone's mood will be lighte

That word should be "lighter." The r got dropped somehow.

Tomorrow it should be brighter
Everyone’s mood will be lighter
We’ll stroll in the sun

Tomorrow it should be brighter
Everyone's mood will be lighter
We'll stroll in the sun
With our coats undone

Tomorrow it should be brighter
Everyone mood will be brighter
We'll stroll in the sun
With our coats undone
And remember summer's fun.

I went for a drive today

I went for a drive today
To Dundee, on the silvery Tay

I went for a drive today
To Dundee, on the silvery Tay
But potholes I hit

I went for a long drive today
To Dundee, on the silvery Tay
But potholes I hit
As ill luck had it,