More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

After that, could I face dessert?
A wee bit of pie would not hurt
But cream I’ll not add
Some say that it’s bad
So just have a healthy yoghurt

A probiotic option here

A probiotic option here
But followed by a glass of beer,

A probiotic option here
But followed by a glass of beer,
A big slice of sponge cake,

A probiotic option here
But followed by a glass of beer,
A big slice of sponge cake,
Which I'd happily bake,

A probiotic option here
But followed by a glass of beer,
A big slice of sponge cake,
Which I'd happily bake,
And some full-fat Bengali paneer

I really should manage my weight

I really should manage my weight
Buy my appetite I must sate

I really should manage my weight
'But my appetite I must sate
I'll nibble a breadstick

I really should manage my weight
'But my appetite I must sate
I'll nibble a breadstick
Till I feel real sick

I really should manage my weight
'But my appetite I must sate
I'll nibble a breadstick
Till I feel real sick
And I end up in a real state.

Perhaps I should diet instead

Perhaps I should diet instead
And exercise helps, it is said.

Perhaps I should diet instead
And exercise helps, it is said.
But seeing some cake

Perhaps I should diet instead
And exercise helps, it is said.
But seeing some cake
Makes me want to take

Perhaps I should diet instead
And exercise helps, it is said.
But seeing some cake
Makes me want to take
A very large slice up to bed.

Tomorrow I will just eat fruit

Tomorrow I will just eat fruit
Apples, oranges, pears will suit

Tomorrow I will just eat fruit
Apples, oranges, pears will suit
Healthy and fitter

Tomorrow I will just eat fruit
Apples, oranges, pears will suit
Healthy and fitter
Won't be a quitter

Tomorrow I will just eat fruit
Apples, oranges, pears will suit
Healthy and fitter
Won't be a quitter
Will I cheat? Well, that will be moot.

Let's think about something else, please

Let's think about something else, please
Spring gardens and burgeoning trees

Let's think about something else, please
Spring gardens and burgeoning trees
Ponds full of frogspawn

Let's think about something else, please
Spring gardens and burgeoning trees
Ponds full of frogspawn
A beautiful dawn

Let's think about something else, please
Spring gardens and burgeoning trees
Ponds full of frogspawn
A beautiful dawn
All nature just puts me at ease

In fresh air I just let my mind drift

In fresh air I just let my mind drift,
I breath in and feel my heart lift

In fresh air I just let my mind drift,
I breath in and feel my heart lift
The beauty surrounds,

In fresh air I just let my mind drift,
I breath in and feel my heart lift
The beauty surrounds,
I hear nature’s sounds

In fresh air I just let my mind drift,
I breath in and feel my heart lift
The beauty surrounds,
I hear nature’s sounds
Though I wish this thick fog would lift.

I really hate driving in fog