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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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NanKate Sat 11-Feb-23 19:10:37

I went for a drive today
To Dundee, on the silvery Tay
But potholes I hit
And was sprayed with grit

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Mollygo Sat 11-Feb-23 23:22:46

Some very rude words did I say!

I really must valet my car

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Jangran99 Sun 12-Feb-23 10:09:31

I really must valet my car
When I left the rear doors ajar

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VB000 Sun 12-Feb-23 10:14:36

I really must valet my car
When I left the rear doors ajar
A pelican came

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henetha Sun 12-Feb-23 10:44:07

I really must valet my car
When I left the rear doors ajar
A pelican came
So him I can blame

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 13-Feb-23 09:38:39

I really must valet my car
When I left the rear doors ajar
A pelican came
So him I blame
For the mess he left, oh dear Ma.

I set to with sponge and water

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Jane71 Mon 13-Feb-23 09:49:50

I set to with sponge and water
For cleaning that mess I just ought-ter

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Yammy Mon 13-Feb-23 10:13:42

I set to with a sponge and water
For cleaning the car I just ought to.
I was just nearly finished

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Mollygo Mon 13-Feb-23 11:21:55

I set to with a sponge and water
For cleaning the car I just ought to.
I just nearly finished
Dirt was diminished

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GoldenLady Mon 13-Feb-23 15:30:48

I set to with a sponge and water
For cleaning the car I just ought to.
I just nearly finished
Dirt was diminished
But then came the pelican's daughter!

She deposited fish on the floor

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Feb-23 17:34:53

She deposited fish on the floor
Oh how I wish I’d shut the door

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 13-Feb-23 19:31:13

She deposited fish on the floor
Oh how I wish I’d shut the door
There's reports of the stench

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Juliet27 Tue 14-Feb-23 08:33:14

She deposited fish on the floor
Oh how I wish I’d shut the door
Reports of the stench
The floor I must drench

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henetha Tue 14-Feb-23 10:23:05

She deposited fish on the floor
Oh how I wish I’d shut the door
Reports of the stench
The floor I must drench
I must hurry, she'll soon bring more.

So, bring chips to eat with the fish

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GoldenLady Tue 14-Feb-23 14:13:21

So, bring chips to eat with the fish
That dinner sounds truly delish(?)

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Ashcombe Tue 14-Feb-23 14:15:02

So, bring chips to eat with the fish
That dinner sounds truly delish(?)
Just add mushy peas

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Mollygo Tue 14-Feb-23 14:58:17

So, bring chips to eat with the fish
That dinner sounds truly delish(?)
Just add mushy peas
And tartare sauce please

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Yammy Tue 14-Feb-23 15:53:58

Just add mushy peas
And tartare sauce, please
And we'll sit at a meal to relish.

The batter was crisp and light

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Mollygo Tue 14-Feb-23 18:03:26

The batter was crisp and light
and air-fryer cooked. Is that right?

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 14-Feb-23 18:41:17

The batter was crisp and light
and air-fryer cooked. Is that right?
I miss all the grease

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VB000 Wed 15-Feb-23 09:20:54

The batter was crisp and light
and air-fryer cooked. Is that right?
I miss all the grease
But oh what a feast!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 15-Feb-23 15:38:42

The batter was crisp and light
And air-fryer cooked, is that right?
I miss all the grease
But oh what a feast!
I love fish and chips, they're so right.

After that, could I face dessert?

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GoldenLady Wed 15-Feb-23 17:21:08

After that, could I face dessert?
A wee bit of pie would not hurt

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Feb-23 06:52:01

After that, could I face dessert?
A wee bit of pie would not hurt
But cream I’ll not add

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Mollygo Fri 17-Feb-23 09:08:42

After that, could I face dessert?
A wee bit of pie would not hurt
But cream I’ll not add
Some say that it’s bad

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