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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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Crocus5 Thu 23-Feb-23 12:05:45

But there’s life in the old gal yet
On that score, I’m willing to bet
There’s oodles of fun
Only just begun

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 23-Feb-23 12:51:17

But there's life in the old gal yet
On that score, I'm willing to bet
There's oodles of fun
Only just begin
For the next adventure I'm set.

If only you could read my mind

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Jangran99 Thu 23-Feb-23 14:04:07

If only you could read my mind
It would be no surprise to find

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Mollygo Thu 23-Feb-23 15:24:32

If only you could read my mind
It would be no surprise to find
Dogs, gateaux and jokes

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GoldenLady Thu 23-Feb-23 15:26:18

If only you could read my mind
It would be no surprise to find
Dogs, gateaux and jokes
And some colorful folks

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Juliet27 Thu 23-Feb-23 15:54:36

If only you could read my mind
It would be no surprise to find
Dogs, gateaux and jokes
And some colorful folks
I think it’s best not to rewind

Decluttering’s not going well

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henetha Sat 25-Feb-23 10:36:20

Decluttering’s not going well
Me also, that does ring a bell

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GoldenLady Sat 25-Feb-23 14:50:12

Decluttering’s not going well
Me also, that does ring a bell
My stuff multiplies

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Mollygo Sat 25-Feb-23 15:22:52

Decluttering’s not going well
Me also, that does ring a bell
My stuff multiplies
Right before my eyes!

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Feb-23 20:35:47

Decluttering’s not going well
Me also, that does ring a bell
My stuff multiplies
Right before my eyes!
I wonder how much I could sell

Much of it’s old but not antique

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Squiffy Sun 26-Feb-23 16:23:48

Much of it’s old but not antique
A bit quirky, some is unique

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Jane71 Sun 26-Feb-23 19:34:49

Much of it’s old but not antique
A bit quirky, some is unique
I may find a buyer

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NanKate Sun 26-Feb-23 21:10:24

Much of it’s old but not antique
A bit quirky, some is unique
I may find a buyer
Or chuck on the fire 🔥

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crazyH Sun 26-Feb-23 22:03:33

Much of it’s old but not antique
A bit quirky, some is unique
I may find a buyer
Or chuck on the fire 🔥
What about the local boutique ?

I’ve seen some stuff there when passing

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VB000 Mon 27-Feb-23 10:44:43

I’ve seen some stuff there when passing
Looks like quality stuff, long lasting

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Juliet27 Mon 27-Feb-23 10:49:01

I’ve seen some stuff there when passing
Looks like quality stuff, long lasting
Fashions change so fast

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Feb-23 13:56:41

I’ve seen some stuff there when passing
Looks like quality stuff, long lasting
Fashions change so fast
Nothing seems meant to last

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Jangran99 Tue 28-Feb-23 00:34:00

I’ve seen some stuff there when passing
Looks like quality stuff, long lasting
Fashions change so fast
Nothing seems meant to last
But envious looks I'm casting.

That vintage dress looks just my size

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Juliet27 Tue 28-Feb-23 06:39:49

That vintage dress looks just my size
And I’m in need of such a prize

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VB000 Tue 28-Feb-23 10:36:26

hat vintage dress looks just my size
And I’m in need of such a prize
Lovely styles in here

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henetha Tue 28-Feb-23 10:38:03

That vintage dress looks just my size
And I’m in need of such a prize
Lovely styles in here
But pricey I fear

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GoldenLady Tue 28-Feb-23 15:54:30

That vintage dress looks just my size
And I’m in need of such a prize
Lovely styles in here
But pricey I fear
Perhaps I should just close my eyes,

Chocolate is tasty to all

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Juliet27 Tue 28-Feb-23 21:07:35

Chocolate is tasty to us all
But likely to be my downfall

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Jangran99 Wed 01-Mar-23 00:36:29

Chocolate is tasty to us all
But likely to be my downfall
Just one teeny square

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Juliet27 Wed 01-Mar-23 06:53:34

Chocolate is tasty to us all
But likely to be my downfall
Just one teeny square
Then becomes a pair

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